"Kath, born in Ireland circa 1918. Raised by a pack of wolves, she moved to the United States in search of a better life, and a better home for her children. Finally settling down in Norfolk, Mass., she met Tiff at a young and impressionable age. Together, they galloped through their youth. Not many details are known about Kath's pre-High School life. However, these days Kath spends her time training with her martial arts friends and preparing for a life as a guerilla revolutionary. Kath's "Gods," Maynard James Keenan and Thom Yorke, provide her with daily inspiration. In her free time she can be found making stupid websites, handcuffing her boyfriend Eric to her bed, and stalking Russell Crowe. ¡Viva la revolución!"
