Chapter 3
VJMStooge: Hey, SlasheR!!
SlasheR: Who now??
VJMStooge: Pat Patterson
SlasheR: Not another one!!!
VJMStooge: Yeah, another one. If you write stories about gay people, why
aren't I in any of them??? I'm the only one of those losers who actually is
gay!!!
SlasheR: Umm, well...it's kinda hard to explain. I think I'm gonna need my
muses. Shall we venture to the chat forum??
VJMStooge: Can the crap, Princess
SlasheR: Chill out
~In the chat room~
VJMStooge: So where the Hell are these muses??
SlasheR: Give 'em time, ok?? They're overworked
VJMStooge: Sure they are
SlasheR: I'm not gonna explain *anything* to you if you don't chill out,
ok???
~KindMatty has entered the room~
~KindJeffy has entered the room~
~KindAdam has entered the room~
~KindJayJay has entered the room~
~KindShaneO has entered the room~
VJMStooge: What's with all the muses??
SlasheR: I already said, it's hard to explain
KindMatty: See, slash fics are weird in a way...
~InsensitiveJeffy has entered the room~
KindJeffy: Uh-oh
InsensitiveJeffy: Shut up, you wishy-washy loser
KindMatty: Leave him alone, you, you...poo-head!!!
VJMStooge: Poo-head??
SlasheR: He's a *kind* muse, he doesn't swear. KindMatty, watch your
language
KindMatty: I'm sorry. You know how I hate it when he makes fun of my
KindJeffy. Do you want me to leave??
SlasheR: KindShaneO, take him back to Muse City, give him a massage or
something. Ok??
KindShaneO: Sure thing. Come on, dear.
~KindShaneO has exited the room~
~KindMatty has exited the room~
VJMStooge: Now will you explain why the only gay person involved with
wrestling isn't used in slash??
KindAdam: Well, it's just that, you...
InsensitiveJeffy: You is butt-uglay!!!!!!
VJMStooge: Freak!!
SlasheR: Pat!! Be nice or you're not getting an explanation!!
VJMStooge: Wait, wait, wait, hold it!!! You yelled at KindMatty for saying
poo-head, and me for calling InsensitiveJeffy a freak, but you let him call
me Ugly??
SlasheR: KindMatty is a *kind* muse. Saying 'poo-head' is misbehavior. And I
don't like the way you've been treating me or my musi. But InsensitiveJeffy
is *supposed* to be a jerk. He's doing his job perfectly well. Plus, he's
right.
InsensitiveJeffy: *sticks tongue out at Pat* Ha-ha!!
VJMStooge: What the Hell do you mean he's right??
KindJayJay: Well, Mr. Patterson, the truth is, no one wants to read about,
umm, unattractive people having sex. You should realize that there are
people more attractive than you in the business
KindJeffy: Not only that, but you don't wrestle very often, if at all. It's
easier for readers to imagine someone looking rumpled and well-made-love-to
VJMStooge: Well-made-love-to??
SlasheR: They can't say 'fucked'
KindJeffy: Anyway, it's easier to imagine that if they see said person after
matches, all weaty and rumpled...
SlasheR: Mmmmm...
VJMStooge: Well, ok, I guess that makes sense...
InsensitiveJeffy: OF course it makes sense, you stupid idiot.
VJMStooge: That's IT!!! I'm leaving!!
~VJMStooge has exited the room~
