Chapter 4

~You have been invited to chat room RainbowBrite69~

~In the chat room~

RainbowBrite: Howdy SlasheR!!

DarkAngel: Yo

SlasheR: Hi...I'm kinda busy right now can it wait??

RainbowBrite: Writing another story??

SlasheR: I'm writing the next installment in a series

DarkAngel: Which one?

RainbowBrite: The War Series??

DarkAngel: Love Me More??

RainbowBrite: That one about the pink duck and Shane McMahon and the bubble
bath and me??

SlasheR: Umm, I've never written anything like that, Jeff

RainbowBrite: Oh, right, that was what I dreamed last night...

DarkAngel: And Jeff reveals his true self

RainbowBrite: Nu-unh. I ain't gay. I can't control my dreams, Mr.
I-Love-Vibrators

DarkAngel: Jeff!!!

SlasheR: Hmmm, I may be glad I entered this room...

DarkAngel: NOOOOO!!!

SlasheR: *smirks evilly*

RainbowBrite: I like this girl

SlasheR: The pink duck story sounds pretty good too...

RainbowBrite: You wouldn't!!! At least the Matty Vibrator story would be
fan-non-fiction!!!

DarkAngel: I do NOT have a vibrator!!!

RainbowBrite: Suuuuure ya don't

DarkAngel: *holds Jeff's supply of Manic Panic dangerously close to the
garbage can*

RainbowBrite: You wouldn't!!!

SlasheR: Matt, be nice. I promise not to tell the world about your vibrator,
ok?? And Jeff, I won't write the pink duck story, ok??? Right now I'm doing
the next part of the Matt/Shane series that doesn't have a title yet

RainbowBrite: I know!!! You can call it: The Matty Lost His Vibrator So He
Went After The Boss's Son Series

SlasheR: Nah, too long, not catchy enough.

DarkAngel: Hey!!!

SlasheR: Ok, on to another topic...

DarkAngel: Thank God!!

SlasheR: Since you guys got to ask me questions last time, is it ok if I ask
you two a question??

RainbowBrite: I bet I know what it is: You want to know how long it is,
right??

DarkAngel: 9 inches for me, 1 1/2 for Jeff

RainbowBrite: I told you, there was no hot water left in the shower!!! And
you expect her to believe that?? 9 inches my ass!!!

DarkAngel: You probably want 9 inches up your ass!!!

RainbowBrite: I do not!!!

SlasheR: Guys, guys, chill, that wasn't my question. I was just wondering,
if you two really were gay and banging each other...

DarkAngel: For an author, you sure have a pathetic way with words

SlasheR: *clears throat* If you were banging each other, who would be the
bitch??

RainbowBrite: Excuse me??

SlasheR: You saw what I wrote

DarkAngel: That's sick!!!

SlasheR: You willingly offered your dick size, but you won't answer a
hypothetical question??

RainbowBrite: Matt would be the bitch, 'cuz I'm so much more experienced

SlasheR: Excuse me?? Experienced??

RainbowBrite: I've read a lot more of your stories than he has

DarkAngel: Jeff would be the bitch, 'cuz he wants to. He only jacks off to
the stories where he bottoms me

RainbowBrite: I do not!!!

DarkAngel: Yes you do!!! I caught you!!!

RainbowBrite: Only 'cuz you liked watching me jack off!!!

DarkAngel: I did not!!!

SlasheR: Will you two settle down?? What are you so bitchy about anyway??

DarkAngel: Jeff stole my vibrator!!!

DarkAngel: Oh shit, did I just type that???

RainbowBrite: I didn't steal it!!! You left it in Shane's room!!! Why'd you
have a vibrator in there any--ohhhh, I get it...

DarkAngel: Jeff!!! Shut up!!!

SlasheR: Could I be on to something??

RainbowBrite: I think so ;-)

DarkAngel: No!! You're taking this completely out of context!!!

RainbowBrite: Matt, you left a vibrator in someone's room. How can it be
taken out of context??

SlasheR: He's got a point.

DarkAngel: It's too complicated for your juvenile minds

SlasheR: EXCUSE ME??? Juvenile mind??? Moi??? Have you seen the stuff I've
written??

DarkAngel: Fine. It's none of your business.

SlasheR: Ok, I'll buy that. You guys never gave me a definite answer. No one
will know except me, my musi, and you.

RainbowBrite: Fine, I'll tell you, but you've got to promise me one thing

SlasheR: Anything...wait!! I mean anything within reason

RainbowBrite: Will you write the pink duck story???

SlasheR: If you want me to, sure. Now who would bottom??

RainbowBrite: Probably me, 'cuz

DarkAngel: I knew it!!!

SlasheR: Matt, let him explain or I *will* tell the world about your
vibrator

RainbowBrite: Well, I...I've done it before, and I liked how it felt

DarkAngel: *jaw dropped* WHAT????

RainbowBrite: I tried it *once.*  I was drunk...

DarkAngel: WHO???

SlasheR: Oh, do tell, do tell!!

RainbowBrite: Ummm, promise you won't get mad???

DarkAngel: I...I promise

RainbowBrite: Promise you won't tell Dad??

DarkAngel: Yep, I promise

SlasheR: The suspense is killing me!!!

RainbowBrite: Shane-O

DarkAngel: Shane?????

SlasheR: I always had him pegged as a Matt person

DarkAngel: I always had him pegged as a STRAIGHT person

RainbowBrite: Yeah, well, he *is* straight. So am I. We just tried it once,
we were wasted, and high

DarkAngel: HIGH?!?!?!?!

RainbowBrite: You said you wouldn't get mad!!!!

SlasheR: Ok, this seems kinda personal, so I'm gonna leave now

~SlasheR has exited the room~

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