Chapter 2

DarkAngel: Hey, you that Slash author??

SlasheR: I'm *a* slash author

DarkAngel: You own the Slashtastyk site, right??

SlasheR: Yep

DarkAngel: Then you're the one I'm looking for.

SlasheR: Out of curiosity, who are you??

DarkAngel: My name's Matt

SlasheR: Let me guess: Hardy??

DarkAngel: Yep

SlasheR: *sigh* I suppose you want me to explain slash, right??

DarkAngel: Nah, I was on with Jeff last night, I read what you wrote

SlasheR: So is there any particular reason you wanted to talk to me??

DarkAngel: Yeah, I've got a question. I wanted Jeff to ask, but he claimed
it was too embarrassing.

SlasheR: Ask away

DarkAngel: Umm, what's with making me sleep with Jeff?? I mean, I can
understand the slash, but what's with the incest??

SlasheR: Let's go in a chat room. My musi can help me with this one too

DarkAngel: Just keep the horny ones away from me, ok??

SlasheR: You're assuming I can control them

DarkAngel: Aren't they figments of your imagination???

SlasheR: Yup

DarkAngel: So why can't you control them??

SlasheR: They're in my imagination, but they're personalities. I control
them to some extent, but they have minds of their own.

DarkAngel: Umm, ok

~In the chat room~

DarkAngel: So, who exactly is gonna explain this to me???

SlasheR: His name is PatientMatty, he goes with IdiotJeffy

DarkAngel: IdiotJeffy...you sure you don't know my brother personally??

SlasheR: Aren't you the nice big brother

DarkAngel: That's another thing: Why am I always the caring older brother??
Why can't I be evil??? You would think I would always be evil, what with all
the black and silent, brooding personality...

SlasheR: You *want* to be evil??

DarkAngel: Not necessarily evil, but not the wholesome...

SlasheR: We make you *far* from wholesome

DarkAngel: That's certainly true

~PatientMatty has entered the room~

SlasheR: Is HornyMatty less hysterical now??

PatientMatty: Yeah, he fell asleep with his head on HornyJeffy's shoulder

DarkAngel: What happened to him??

SlasheR: I tried a different cure for blue balls: A steamy sex story with a
plot. Of course, I completely forgot that if a Horny muse says 'I love you'
...well, there are different reactions...HornyMatty's balls fell off

DarkAngel: WHAT????

PatientMatty: His balls fell off. Temporarily, of course, but he doesn't
realize that

DarkAngel: You people are weird

PatientMatty: I understand you have a question for me

DarkAngel: Why do you people make me fuck my brother??

PatientMatty: You two make a good couple, basically. You look really good
together.

SlasheR: Of course, that's the 'shallow PWP author' reasoning. Most of us do
it because of the depth of feeling. Incest fics allow us to explore things
we never could in het or normal slash fics

PatientMatty: Brothers take the most shit for being together, so their
relationships are a lot more intense

DarkAngel: I see. So you don't really assume I'm bangin Jeff??

SlasheR: Nope...even though I *do* have a picture of the two of you
kissing...

DarkAngel: WE WEREN'T KISSING!!!

PatientMatty: It's ok, calm down. This is all in fun, remember??

~HornyJeffy has entered the room~

DarkAngel: Oh no, not him again

HornyJeffy: SlasheR!!! HornyMatty's gone off the deep end!!! He's got a
knife, and he's threatening to cut it off!!!

SlasheR: Shit. I gott a go, hope I answered your question

~HornyJeffy has exited the room~
~PatientMatty has exited the room~
~SlasheR has exited the room~

Chapter 3

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