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This installment was created to train the new pimp how to use the information provided. Please note, these are only suggestions, and some players may require more, or less time depending on ability to accomplish given goals. How to become a better pimp: 1) Set a goal for yourself.. EVERY TIME, ALL THE TIME. 2) Try everydrop to improve. 3) Take time to watch the pimps you consider to be the best, and time to watch the pimps others consider to be the best. (As you watch, you will learn some pimps are over-rated, and many pimps are under-rated!) 4) Work each lesson to mastery, before you move on to the next one. For instance, some pimps may need just 1 drop to be fast, while others may need to do it for 2 weeks. Take your time, once you REALLY learn it, you will start to progress in leaps and bounds!
Lesson Plan: SECTION 1 - BUILDING: lesson #1 - Building up: Starting off, you will want to save 1K turns. -With your first 200 turns, practice turning and spending fast. do this by turning 8's. -Always remember to keep thugs and hoes happy. -**Note** now is the best time to steal hoes for 1 rock.. look for unhappies.. they are everywhere!! -Stock up on condoms early, becuase once you start turning max turns (50's now), you will be using more condoms and crack. -Once you have about 500 hoes and thugs or so, take a practice steal. Find a target with No thugs, over 1K hoes, and steal hoes. Maybe, even set up windows to do a "quick steal" where you steal hoes a few times, really fast, just to get used to it. -Once you get a few thousand hoes, turn up for thugs and ak's. BE fast.. alot of good gankers are out.. looking to spend your money for their ak supplies =) -You will probably only need to build up 10-20K thugs, since the early part of the game, ppl are conservative. -Now practice ganking. When you get the money, don't just thug up, but buy ak's as well, you will want them for later =) -When you are done, save up 1K turns, and get ready for your first drop.
lesson #2 - First Drop: -First drop is the most difficult. So just take 1 pimp out. -Attack a pimp with less thugs than you til they are out of range (1/2 NW). -Sell thugs, buy ak's to get back into range and attack again. -**NOTE** Speed is important!! -If you spend your time selling and buying to exactly double thier NW, you will have to sell/buy after EVERY hit. However, if you sell/buy to lower where you will still win fights, you can get a few hits in really fast. -For the last few attacks, you will want to do driveby's (have rides ahead of time)!! -Rides kill more thugs, and this is important when he has 200 thugs, and you have 400, becuase you need to kill them fast, and not burn a bunch of turns killing 30 at a time!!! -Make sure that when your target is zero'd, you are still in range to steal hoes quickly, becuase if you have to sell/buy (aka "drop"), someone may see the hoes first, and steal them all, leaving you with Nothing. -Steal hoes as fast as you can. Use the "quick steal" method described earlier. -Once you get the hoes, make sure you have crack, and then turn and rebuild. -You should have 800-900 turns to buy thugs with. -**Note, as you were selling thugs for ak's, you will now have MORE ak's than you did when you started. With more hoes, you can also use the last few hundred turns to buy thugs AND ak's.
lesson #3 - Double Drop: Now you can kill 1 pimp, and steal thier hoes, work on dropping 2 pimps for hoes. -Find 2 targets with less thugs than you, remember that you are gonna lose 2 times as many thugs as before, so you will not be "dropping" (sell/buy) as often. Should go quicker. -Alternate between the targets lowering their thugs. -Drop each to a low enough spot that they still have thugs protecting their hoes (1:4 ratio) and that each target can be easily killed by your thugs. -Finish off your first target (ie. Lowest). -Steal hoes quickly. -Once the first target is zero'd and you stole the hoes, now kill the 2nd. -if need be, sell some ak's to thug up a bit, and then zero the 2nd target and steal hoes. -Again, make sure you ahve crack, and rebuild.
Lesson #4 - Triple(+) Drop(s): So, you can now drop 2 tagets down, and essentially double your hoes. Good, but now learn to take out 3, 4, and 5 targets at once. -to take out more than 3, you are gonna need rides usually. -repeat the same process as above for 2 targets, but do it to more (duh). -Note, target selection is the MOST important part of this. 3 Targets with just a little less thugs than you can be harder than 5 targets with way less thugs than you that zero' high. - After you master 3 targets at 1 time, you may want to move onto other lessons, before going to 4,5,6 targets on 1 drop.
lesson #5 - Snakeing hoes: Perhaps the easiest and most rewarding hoes, are ones you don't kill for, but just steal from under someone else!!! -Watch rankings, see if somoeone is dropping. -If you can determine who is getting killed, and quickly where they are gonna zero at, the rest is math, speed, and balls. -The concept is to sell your thugs and buy ak's in 1 shot to drastically drop NW to the range of the target, then steal the hoes that are now vulnerable, then rebuild before the person killing the hoes knows what happened. -BEFORE you drop, figure out crack to send, NW zero'd of your target, What YOUR NW will need to be, how many thugs that leaves you with, and how many you need to sell to get that low. -sell the excess thugs, deduct travel money and crack money (if you need to buy crack or travel) and buy ak's with the rest. -Wait until the target is just about to get zero'd on thugs, click sell/(travel)/buy and then immediately start attacking any thugs left, or stealing hoes. -already have your turn tricks set up, and a decent thug amount to purchase typed in, so after you get the hoes, you can start to rebuild. -When done properly, you can drop, steal the hoes, and be rebuild before ANYONE knows what happened!!
lesson #6 - Crackwhores: Although not a great source of hoes, sometimes, they are just too easy... -My preferred method, is to find one online, gank them a few times and buy crack with it. Once you get enough crack to send, steal their hoes!!! -**Note** 75% chance of receiving good hatemail too =)
SECTION 2 - RE-BUILDING: Sure, you can build now, and you got bigger!! But then some ass-hole comes alone and kills you for your hoes...Now you gotta rebuild! lesson #1 - Don't be a bitch!!! -MOST IMPORTANT LESSON.... You are gonna get killed, get used to it. Don't talk shit, don't make an ass outta yourself, don't cry!!! -Get some turns, Steal more hoes, rebuild, and kill the bastard that got you (if not his whole gang)... -Rebuilding is THE MOST important part of the game (My opinion). That is where you can tell how good a pimp is. -**Note** the better your gang works together, the more successful your rebuilds will be. But remember, do unto others... If you don't drop hoes for others, why would they drop them for you?
lesson #2 - Go for scraps first: -start off at the bottom of the rankings, look for pimps that got zero'd, but dropped outta the attackers range. Later in the round, you can find 10K+ sitting around easily. -BE PATIENT. -steal the easy hoes early, and put a few thousand thugs over them. This gives you a base to work with, while you wait. -Scavaning easy hoes, I've seen ppl rebuild over 15K hoes, and never kill a single thugs.
lesson #3 - Snake the big score: Patience is the key: -Just as you learned to snake hoes while dropping, you can do it while you are already down there. -Watch the upper rankings for someone dropping. -Steal the hoes as soon as they are in range, and build up.. leave the "dropper" S.O.L. =) -Remember to build up and get out quick, before the dropper comes for you. -**Note** many good pimps will hunt you down for what they consider to be "their" hoes since they dropped them. Be ready to build up, or fight for them! (Don't EVER be a pussy and NOT steal hoes from someone cuz they are in a good gang.) -Snake anyones hoes... IF they kill you, you didnt lose much in turns, and you gained experience to be used later!
lesson #4 - Go Big, or go home: Even better than snaking the hoes, is taking the snaked hoes AND the person dropping for them!!! -Find out the dropper's NW zero'd, and look at how many thugs they have when getting ready to steal hoes. -When you think they are low, jump them quickky. -Do, Attack F5-Enter til they are out of thugs, then Steal Immediately. You can usually scare off most pimps if you take a chunk of their hoes, and THEN go and steal whats left of their target. -Be Quick, cuz if they see you sitting there, they are gonna come back for their ladies!
lesson #5 - unhappies: If you ever see someone stealing hoes, who is getting a whole bunch, and they look like they dont have much crack.. send a rock..it can't hurt!!! -Look for pimps that drop low, and thier NW indicates that every time they "steal" that their hoes may be unhappy. -As soon as you see thier hoes go up, and their NW drop, send 1 rock. You may get lucky and snatch more hoes than you think. -If you do see a number pop up for hoes stolen, IMMEDIATELY hit F5-enter a few more times. Only thing better than 15K hoes for 1 rock, is 25K for 6 rocks!! -**Note** this is why you always estimate how many hoes you will have at the end of your drop, so that you can have the correct amount of rocks AND the rocks to steal with, BEFORE you send.
lesson #6 - Picking up extra's on the way up. Once you get a good base, it always helps to have an "extra" target to get when building up. -Look for a pimp that zero'd high, has a few thugs, and a few thousand extra hoes you can get for not much of an investment. -4K more hoes makes can make a difference between 15 and 19K hoes! -Take a few minutes before you go for the hoes, to scope a rebuild target. -Look for low thugs, high NW, and somehting that will not cast you more than 100 turns in thugs to recoup when you are building!
lesson #7 - Always challenge yourself! Every rebuild later in the round should be better than your previous one. -Always set a goal to achieve of hoes to acqurie before you build up!!! -Always try to outdo your best! ------------------------------------ Utilize these lessons to progress as you pimp. Some lessons may take a few times to be able to master, while others may take rounds!!! |
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