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1) More hoes = More money made with less turns!! Get more hoes then turn. Don't EVER waste 1000K turns just "stockpileing AKs"... just as easy to kill 2 ppl, get more hoes, and build up higher with more ak's on 1K turns. 2) Gang first, personal last. 3) Better to drop on 1000 turns, only use 700 and have 300 left over, than to drop on 700, and have something go wrong and need 100 more that you don't have!!! 4) NEVER drop just 1 target, when you can ask around your gang and drop a 2nd target for anyone in your gang lower than you!!! Please read next post on gang strategies.
How To Set Up: 1) Use multiple windows (ie. right click link and highlight "Open Link In New Window" 2) Have a main page first - so you always can see what you status is quickly 3) Next 2 windows are both idlemarts.. set to fit so that both can be open simultaniously side by side on the bottom 1/2 of screen (now you can enter numbers, and just hit sell, buy, and it's almost instantanious). 4) Put "Turn Tricks" window across the top, so it sits over 2 idlemarts. 5) I like to have a travel window next, set to a city, and small. If I need it, I can just pop it up, hit turn, then click travel all quickly. 6) I suggest a spacer. For those that bother with a crack-ulator, put it here. I just put in calculator or IRC chat, since I do most in my head. 7) This is where you put target windows.. If ganking, put the attack rankings page and an attack pimp window. If dropping, put target's id window, then attack window, then steal heos window already filled out, etc.
Basic concept I follow for set up.. left of spacer..used for build up, and maintenance, right of spacer are my attacking and researching.
Turning: 1) When turning, ALWAYS double check payout is at 1%, you have PLENTY of condoms (always keep 1000 times what you will use in.. trust me), and plenty of crack. 2) Click up the 2,3,4 th windows (idlemart, idlemart, turn). 3) Enter 100 in the turns menu and pick a location. 4) Estimate the range of cash you will turn per your hoes. Rule of thumb: Hoes timez turns^2 = max payout. 1/3 for minimum payout. ex. 10K hoes with 100 turns will max out at 100M, and min out around 33M.. Average will be 60M (also depends on the city turning). 5) Know what you are gonna buy ahead of time and enter that products to equal 1/5 your max in the first idlemart. Enter around 1/5 of that in the 2nd idlemart. ex. buying thugs.. enter 8,000 thugs (20M) in first idlemart, and 1,500 thugs (6M) in 2nd window. 6) Click "buy" on both idlemarts (it will say you dont have money) 7) Click "turn" on top for your tricks. Immediatly then click your first idlemart window, and hit "F5" then "enter" as fast as you can. (this refreshes the page). You will be buying 8K thugs a shot, once the page says you don't have enough (2-5 times), immediately go to 2nd idlemart and repeat the process. If done quickly, you will have spent about all the money before most ppl will know you have jumped.. and if you do get attacked, most they are gonna get is a few million.
Ganking: several ways to do it... and others are better than me.. this is usually what I do. Search rankings for someone that is dropping for hoes, this way, you know they are gonna turn big to come back up. 1) Open up their ID window, and then an attack window for them. (top left and right) and open up 2 idlemarts (pre-set increments for quickest spending) 2) Put refresher on their pimp window at 1 second. 3) on attack window, highlight home invasion and click attack. It should say they are out of range.. this is good. 4) If you KNOW they are gonna turn, you can just do F5-enter.. and watch their NW and thugs to drop a bunch, that means they probably turned, and you got nailed them - start spending.. but also keep an eye to see if they turn again.. so you can keep getting them. 5) Other option is the just have wait til you see their window go from "cannot" to "can" and then attack them. 6) When attacking city rankings, have rankings page open, and a blank attack window open and set to home invasion, and once you see someone jump, enter their number in and hit attack.
Stealing Hoes: 1) Send crack to unhappy or unprotected hoes. 2) Unhappy hoes can be picked up with just 1 rock. 3) To determine a hoes happiness at 1% payout, they need 10 rocks per hoe. At 100% payout, 1 rock keeps 10 hoes happy. Assume that cash = 0 and subract out the thug and hoe NW from total NW. What is left will be the crack NW. Divide by 5 gives you # rocks. If less than 1/10 of # hoes, then the hoes are unhappy if set to 1% payout. 4) If hoes are happy, must steal them when unprotected from thugs. 1 thug protects 4 hoes. Therefore, 2500 thugs will protect 10K hoes. If you see someone with 50K hoes dropping and they have 2500 thugs, you only need to send rocks to get up to 40K hoes. 5) Rock amount to send varies, but some good methods for estimatin are: 1/33 crack NW (subtract out thug and hoe NW from total NW). 6) If time is not a factor, every time you make a successful steal (1/3 total hoes), then subract 100-200 rocks and reattack.
Finding Targets: 1) Most important part of gettin hoes, is finding a good target. A good target will be someone you can kill easily, and get all their hoes from, without having unprotected hoes while you do it. 2) Know your targets Zero'd NW with no thugs (max zero), AND Zero'd NW with no thugs & Hoes (min zero). 3) IF the min zero total doubled puts your NW somewhere where you can have hoes, and a safe amount of thugs, then the target is safe. 4) With rides, and good target selection, it is VERY easy to find 4 targets over 10K hoes, where you can get ALL their hoes... Making for a drop that yeilds 40-60K hoes on 1K turns with a safe number of thugs.
How I drop: 1) After selecting targets, I figure out min zero, max zero, and crack to send, and ak's to sell to get that crack. 2) I now choose an order for pimps to steal from (lowest NW - highest NW). 3) Set up their ID window and then attack window (I do it from last-first / left-right). 4) Put each target on refresh 1-2 secs. 5) Attack all the pimps down to under the number of thugs I will be keeping while I'm stealing. 6) When attacking, just hit F5-enter on their attack windows when they pop into range. 7) When going without rides, 2 pimps are easy to kill 8) With rides 4 pimps can be killed without having to sell/buy to drop NW. 9) IF they all drop out of range, you will need to sell thugs, buy ak's. 10) Stick to round numbers. If I am 25M out of attack range, i'll sell 30K thugs for 20K ak's. 11) When ready to kill last thugs of the lowest target, make sure YOUR nw is within range to contine attacking. 12) Attack last of thugs, then enter crack amount into attack window 13) Also have set up some sell/buy for ak's to crack. 14) Have up the 2 idlemarts to sell/buy, and the ID and attack windows. 15) Click "steal" then sell/buy. 16) If attack is successful, then F5-enter attack, sell, buy, attack, sell, buy. 17) continue til target is out of hoes or out of range. 18) Once done with target, you can minize thier windows, or just close them. 19) move on to next target, put in crack amount, hit steal, F5-enter sell/buy/steal 20) repeat on necessary. 21) ALWAYS make sure you sell/buy crack after each attack. This will prevent you from accidently turning up and killing all hoes. Also prevent the mistake of having unhappy hoes while you steal, so that someone can't send 1 rock and steal all the hoes you just acquired.
Killing 1 pimp online for hoes: Perhaps the most fun, is killing an on-line pimp. It's mean and guarantee'd to piss someone off. 1) Get rides for 3/4 their thugs. If you have more thugs and need to travel, it works best to figure out how many thugs to sell to make the trip, and then how many more to sell to have 3/4 thier thugs. 3) Open their ID window, know their Nero'd NW, and how much crack to send. 4) open up a driveby window and a steal hoes window. If pimp is out of range already, click attack on both. 5) Set up 2 idlemarts at end for sell/buy to the right crack amount. 6) Sell excess thugs, hit travel, click buy for extra cash (I buy ak's). 7) Immediately hit the drive by window and click F5-enter til it says he's outta thugs. 8) Immediately hit "steal" hoes, then sell/buy and F-5-enter repeat. 9) Already have thugs to buy in first 2 idlemarts, so all you need to do is pop up the turn and first 2 idlemarts. 10) Buy as previously stated above. ** Same can be done for someone dropping hoes that you want to "snake". If you know the crack, you just sell All thugs for ak's but whats needed to be in attack range, and then have steal, sell/buy for crack.
Other Dirty Tricks: 1) when you know someone is low on crack, and turning, instead of ganking money, send 1 rock to steal their hoes. 2) Even better, have 2 attack windows open, and send 1 rock, THEN do a home invasion in 2nd window to steal cash. 3) Even dirtier still. If someone has a few thugs from dropping, and is gonna turn really big, have 2 windows open. First do a driveby to kill whats left of his thugs, THEN steal hoes with crack amount! This requires really quick hands, but when done, will leave the victim bewidered and upset.
Hope this helps. If not, you probably know a better way to play already =) |
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