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Cast of Characters

~Michelle~
The main character of the story, played by the school idiot. She herself has read very little of the story, and refuses to aknowledge herself as the 'Michelle' who stars in it. Almost everything on the site and in the story about her is true, except for the part about eating dog crap and running around with no pants on. She hasn't done that... yet.

~Tobias~
If you have read Animorphs by K.A. Applegate, you will know who he is. He is the guy who stayed to long in a morph and was trapped in the body of a hawk. Michelle really does think he's cute, but only in his human form.

~Werner Von Vos~
She is actually the Family and Consumer Ed. teacher at the middle school. We like to make fun of her because she hated almost all of us, especially Michelle. I don't know if she really wears a thong, and I don't really want to find out.

~Spike and Angel~
Spike is the pet dog from Rugrats. He doesn't talk, but he whines a lot and moves his long ears around to express himself. I suppose you could say he's cute in a doggy-type way, but I don't understand how Michelle got it into her head that he is 'hot.'
In Lady and the Tramp 2, Tramp's son Scamp falls in love with a 'junkyard dog' named Angel. Yes, she is female, so what does that tell us about our 'friend' Michelle? Hmmm...

~Mr. Gamache~
The very funny History teacher. His horses really do suck (no offense, Gamache) and he really did ditch his car, but it wasn't due to a deer. It dealt with another car slipping after it had just snowed. Also, the part about him getting sucked into a tornado was based on a tornado drill, not a real tornado (see school section for more details).

~Betsy~
A member of our group at school. She likes to be obnoxious, but she loves to insult Michelle even more. She is one of the most loyal supporters of my site. In the beginning of the story, she is portrayed as her usual, loud self, but later on she is turned into a goat and eats Michelle's pants. Mind you, this is one of the few made-up parts of the story.

~Puma~
That would be me, the author of the story and creator of this webpage. All events I am mentioned in actually happened, such as the lunchlady episode and the factory joke.

~Nicole~
A dedicated Packer fan. She likes to argue with Gamache about whether or not the Packers are cooler than the Vikings. She is only mentioned in the very beginning of the story, but she may reappear later...

~The Lunchlady~
A real person who actually did enjoy bothering Michelle, but unlike in the story, she actually works at the middle school. The lunchroom episode was based loosely on something that happened last year. All the things that she said and did are true.

~Fro and Mr. Hilden~
The two band directors at our school. Fro is short and almost completely bald, and Mr. Hilden has been known to throw his batton while directing. I don't know either of these two personally, as I am not in band.

~Eric the Bike Man~
He's actually a senior named Eric, but he looks about two years younger than that. Michelle liked to tease him by calling him 'Eric the bike man' and the name stuck. He has a strange physical resemblance to Mr. Hilden, at least I think so. Perhaps they are related...?

~Alex, Charlie, and Buddy~
Alex is one of my friends. She loves to read the Michelle Story, and she also loves her dog, Buddy. He is a golden retriever, and a very nice one at that. She also loves Charlie, her boyfriend. He spends most of his time telling people they are going to die. Alex, Buddy, and Charlie reappear later in the story as the three bears: Papa Charlie Bear, Mama Alex Bear, and Baby Buddy Bear.

~Michelle's Mother~
From what we have all heard, she is a complete b!tch. She makes Michelle wash her own clothes, make her own food, and buy her own school supplies. She also yells at her all the time and forces her to go to church.

~The Toilet Goddess~
The Toilet Goddess is actually Roxy. She appeared as the Toilet Goddess at her own request, and I made her to resemble the fairy godmother from Cinderella.

~Scamper, Snowflake, and Cowboy~
These three are from the movie Scamper the Penguin. Michelle and Roxy love to watch that movie whenever they come to my house.

~Celeste~
Brook's stage name. Last year, we wrote a comic where she was turned into a frog by Harry Potter. In it, she was also in love with Jeremy the fish-head bagman. She is no longer obsessed with Harry Potter, but she loves Lord of the Rings.

~Gretel~
Ashley J. her German name is Gretel, courtesy of Frau Wilmont. She likes to play percussion and get her butt slapped. She went to the festival of nations for German club and bought a sarong. It was actually my idea to call it a 'sawong.'

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