Quotes of the Week

For Those Ever-S0-Stressful Days!!!

• Lately, I've been going insane as I try to decide what I want to do in life. So, I've been pretty testy(my family will surely agree). Here are some things I tell myself over and over and over AND over again to calm myself down(yeah, like that works):

1. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to Kill today because they ticked me off.

2. Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, As they may be connected to the butt that I may kiss tomorrow.

3. Help me to always give 100% at work...

12% on Monday,

23% on Tuesday,

40% on Wednesday,

20% on Thursday,

And 5% on Friday.

4. When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to tick me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

Note: These quotes will be changed weekly (yeah that's gonna happen)!

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