So after God had banished himself and his 'life partner' to the mountains there was finally time for those pesky levites to sit down and form a dry, repetative, ritualized cult. The basis for this cult was the story of Godses and how he had saved them all from slavery so that they could wander around the desert for forty years because 'God' told them to. The most important part of the cult was the ten laws that 'God' had given them known as the commandment(for more information regarding these commandments get off your lazy ass and find a bible you dirty bastard.) It was also pointed out that crossdressing was wrong, and let's face it, it is.

Finally at the ripe old age of 120 Moses died, taking God down with him. Godses finally dying after so long of a time wandering around the desert, said unto himself with his last breath "I might be dying alone on a mountain cursed by 'God' but at least I'm not one of those bastard fucking queer bate vegetarians." He then realized that he had just contradicted Digits but did not care enough to change his statement.