Godses was happy with his results so far. He had already acquired a massive group of followers, freed them from slavery and even managed to impose on them some of them some of the most arbitrary rules in documented history. Godses, being the curious little deity that he is decided that he wanted to know exactly how many mana eating desert people he had following his infallible sense of direction. Godses had everyone who followed him counted and catalogued (probably tagged too the sick bastard.) It turned out that he had 603,550 people and 22,273 slaves named levi ordered to take care of his sacred box. Godses sent one spy from each of his 12 tribes into Canaan to see if they could take it over, after forty days of eating real food and binge drinking the spies returned. 2 of them said that they could win because they had God on their side all the rest disagreed. Just then Godses said that no person over 20 at that time would ever enter the promised land other than those two lily livered suck ups. Godses decreed that the hebrews would be forced to walk in a big ass circle around the desert for 40 years for having bad faith. At one point when people were rebelling due to lack of water Godses went off and talked to a rock for a while then got mad and hit it with a stick. To everyone’s surprise the rock broke sending streams of mirage water at them. God didn’t like what his alter ego had just done so he would not let Moses into the promised land when they got there. God didn’t realize that he was just a figment of Moses’ imagination and had just banished himself as well. Finally after the 40 years were up they found the promised land. Godses was forced to die in the mountains near it living alone, just the two of him. Dying on the mountain all alone except for his other self Godses said his dying words "Damn, I've become one of those bastard fucking queer bate vegetarians."

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