Diary Entry 1 - 27th March 2005
Diary Entry 2 - 3rd April 2005
Name: David 'Essex Boy' Last
Nicknames: Lasty, Davey, Anything with a y on… cos I'm that intelligent, oh and 'the gimp'
Age: Didn't your mother tell you never to ask a ladies age? I'm in the 20-40 age range… roughly
Birthplace: Essex! You know Birds of a Feather and all that
Job: Hired gorilla
Likes: Hot Dogs, Food, Flash Cars, Alcohol, Barney
Dislikes: Fans, fans, fans, and fans… oh and did I mention I fucking hate fans
Dave at work...
No i'm not 'trying' to get in the picture!
So proud to have the Beckham's on my c.v... and no i'm not asking for an autograph
