On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Eleven RPers RPin'

<RPers> *clicklcickclickclickclickclick*

<Raph> Oh...now THERE'S a useful group...

<Don> Raph!! Shh!! Those are the people who control what happens to us!!

ten Foot a Lurking

<Mikey> Hey! Computer dudes and dudettes! Wanna do somethin' to help use out with the dogs and lurking Feet?!?

<RPers> *clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick*

*Mike's suddenly turned into mini-Mike*

*HLM almost falls out of the tree laughing*

<Raph> Who's gonna turn into Austin Powers now?

*Raph's turned into Austin Raphres*

<Austin Raphers> Not shagadelic, baby...

*HLM holds her sides* Can't... *giggle* ...breath...!

nine Pizzas Cooking

*Splinter watches the rats running AWAY from the hidden pizzas* Perhaps that should now be "9 pizzas burning"...

<Mini Mike> *in a squeeky Mini Mike voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

eight Rats a Scurrying

*Splinter watches smoke rolling after the rats* Hmm... *follows the smoke to put out the fire*

seven Cats a Calling

<Klork> *into phone* No, this isn't a joke! We've got six dogs a barkin' at eight rats a scurryin', seven cats a callin', four ninja turtles, three yumping Yumpers, two beanbag turtles and a moron in a pear tree!!

<Tabby> Oh yeah, that'll work well...

<Klork> Agh! No...what's so outlandish about it?!?

<Angelo> He needs to ask that?

<Nissa> Eesh...

six dogs a barking

<Yumper 1> Maybe they're just hungry...

<HLM> ...for quasi-mutant FLESH maybe...mangey muts...

five Golden Undies

<Don> Hmm...maybe if you moved a little to the left...

*HLM gives Don THE LOOK* Back off...talk to Spork, S'kette or the two Yumpers in gold...

<Don> Yours reflects the sun the best...

*HLM growls*

<Don> Gah...

four Ninja Turtles

<Leo> Only two now... *snickers*

<Mini Mike and Austtin Raphers> SHADDUP!!

*Don smirks*

three Yumpers Yumping,

<Yumper 1> Hey...! Yeah...! Why am I the only one without GUs?

<HLM> 'Cause you have better luck than I do... *mutter*

two bean bag turtles

<Spork> Hey...it could be worse...

<S'kette> ...yeah, it could be leather...

<HLM> That'd be an improvement!

and a Moron in a pear tree!

*HLM smiles sweetly and innocently at the stares from the others* What...?

*Klork blinks from his dumbounded stare to speak into the phone* Uhh...yeah, I'm still here.  You're sending people over?! Good! Thank you!

 

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