On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten Foot a Lurking
<Klork> Oooh...are they mini-feet??
nine Pizzas Cooking
<Mikey> So long as they stay away from the pizza, I'm fine...
eight Rats a Scurrying
<Splinter> It should be safe...*arches a brow as his seven cousons start running to the pizzas* If my cousons don't get to it first...
<Mike> MY PIZZA!
seven Cats a Calling
<Nissa> You know...we should call animal control for these dogs...
*Angelo blinks* Good idea...anyone have the number...?
<Klork> That's not exactly a number usually carried around...
<Tabby> 411?
<Klork> Oh yeah! *takes out his cell and dials*
*Raven just rolls her eyes*
six dogs a barking
*Yumper 3 watches as one of the dogs tears the seat of the pants from one of the lurking Feet* Nope...full-sized Feet...not mini-Feet...
five Golden Undies
*Don eyes HLM, still muttering calculations*
<HLM> UHM...! *inches away as best she can*
four Ninja Turtles
*Mike waggles his eyebrows at HLM as she scoots closer to him, away from Don* Well...HELLO there...!
three Yumpers Yumping,
<Yumper 2> Hey! *yumps over, baps Mike, then yumps away again*
<Mike> OW! I was just playin'...
*HLM cackles, then blinks* HEY!! Take me with you!
<Yumper 2> Can't...you'd be too heavy.
<HLM> Wha'...?! Are you calling me FAT?!?
<Yumper 2> Erm...no...?
two bean bag turtles
<Spork> I think she just meant yumping more than one person is too hard...
<Yumper 2> Yeah! What he said!
*HLM eyes them both* Suuuuuuuure....
and a Moron in a pear tree!
<HLM> You're all against me...I just know it...*twitch*
<Raph> Uh oh...that can't be good...