On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve animal control officers
<Klork> OHthankgod...
eleven RPers RPin'
<Rpers> *clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickPOOF*
*Mini Mike and Austin Raphers return to "normal"*
<Nissa> Where'd they go?
<Raph> Do we care?
ten Foot a Lurking
<Foot 1> Oh! So this is why we couldn't find any pedicurists! *smacks Foot 2 upside the head before pointing to the map* We took a wrong turn at Albiquirki!
<Yumper 2> Now I wanna watch Bugs Bunny...
*Feet lurk off*
nine Pizzas Cooking
*Splinter tosses the burned remains of the pizza away* Not anymore...
*Mike bursts into tears* My poor pizzas...
eight Rats a Scurrying
<Splinter> I will see you back at the lair, my sons. And bring some of those pears with you. *Dissapears with his cousons*
seven Cats a Calling
<Klork> Yeah! GET those dogs!
*rest root the animal control people on*
six dogs a barking
*Dogs finally get rounded up, put into trucks and driven off*
<Narrator> And there was much rejoycing.
<Everyone> Yay.
five Golden Undies
<HLM> Ooohh...I can't wait to get these things off...
<Yumper 1> Oh...can I have them then??
<HLM> *stares* Woah...you...want my undies?!?
<Yumper 1> Well...they'd need to be altered...
<HLM> Egads...I don't think so...I'm gonna BURN them!!!!
four Ninja Turtles
*they climb down, as do the cats*
<Raph> Glad to be outa that polyester...
*Mike blinks* ...DRCB...glad to be outa polyester...
*Leo oys and baps both Mike and Raph before the guys dissapear*
three Yumpers Yumping,
<Yumper 1> Our job here is done!
<Yumper 3> What job?
<Yumper 2> To brighten the world with our yumpiness, duh...
<Yumper 3> Ohhh..
*They yump off*
two bean bag turtles
<Spork> Well...that was fun..
<HLM> NOT! *carries 'em down from the tree*
<S'kette> You're just boring...
*HLM hmphs and mails 'em off*
and a Moron in a pear tree!
<HLM> Not anymore!! I can FLY now! Blasted branches... *picks leaves out of her feathers before spreading her wings and taking to the sky, evil GUs glinting in the sun* GOODBYE GUS!! *cackles dementedly*