Obsession List

You just knew it would come to this. If you have any obsession thingies you'd like to add, please e-mail me! And if there needs any correction (me and my tyoes ...oops!), then definitely e-mail me! I need all the help I can get---NO COMMENT!

You know you're obsessed when...


General

  • You try to use the phrases "sink me," "zounds," and "'Od's fish" whenever possible.
  • Every time you see someone wearing all black or one of those bule-white-and-red banner thingies you're reminded of Chauvelin.



    Book
  • You're in love with Jews now.
  • You go nuts at the sight of jellybeans now, because they remind you so much of Jellyband.
  • You go nuts at the sight of just plain jelly.



    Musical
  • You rename every red color to scarlet or crimson.
  • You've started drinking English tea---and lots of it!
  • You honk like a goose at anybody you don't like.



    Movies (General)
  • You beg your parents for a monocle day in and day out, regardless of whether they'll get it for you or not.



    1982 Movie
  • One of your favorite hobbies now is hiding behind the curtains and whispering to people.



    1999 Movie
  • Anyone who coughs is nicknamed Fumier
  • Every puppet is automatically named Bonbon.
  • You want to pierce one ear just so you can wear a big earring shaped like a guillotine.
  • You want guillotine buttons!