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NEW!Addendum to the Book of Genesis
Cat Rules
How to Give Your Cat a Pill
Miracle Cat Diet
How to Take a Picture of a Puppy
The Dog Rules Around Our House
Tear Jerker Poems
Comparing Dogs and Cats

Famous Dog Quotes

Some days your the dog, some days you're the hydrant. --Unknown

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies. --Gene Hill

In dog years, I'm dead. --Unknown

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. --Dave Barry

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perserveance, and to turn around three times before lying down. --Robert Benchley

Did you ever walk into a room and foget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. --Sue Murphy

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. --Fran Lebowitz

Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, port, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! --Anne Tyler

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. --James Thurber

Don't accept you dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. --Ann Landers

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. --Dereke Bruce

Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories! --Dr. Tom Cat

There is no psychiatrist in the world lik a puppy licking your face. --Ben Williams

Whan a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. --Edward Abbey

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. --Unknown

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy you the wag of his tail. --Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. --Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. --Amdre A. Rooney

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. --Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him propersous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between dog and man. --Mark Twain

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quick vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. --John Steinbeck