- The dogs are NOT allowed in the house.
- Okay, the dogs are allowed in the house, but ONLY in certain rooms.
- Actually, the dogs are allowed in ALL the rooms, but they have to stay off of the furniture.
- Well, the dogs can get on the old furniture ONLY, but they have to stay off of the new furniture.
- Fine, the dogs are allowed on ALL the furniture, but they are NOT allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
- Okay, the dogs are allowed to sleep on the bed, but only by invitation.
- Frankly, the dogs can sleep wherever they want, but NOT under the covers.
- Truthfully, the dogs can sleep under the covers, but by invitaion ONLY.
- All right, the dogs can sleep under the covers EVERY night.
- In all honesty, the humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dogs.
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