When you're looking for the perfect insult for a buddy, use one of these . . . .
Star Wars insults

If your buddy is a droid:
1. over-weight blob of grease
2. malfunctioning little twerp
3. goldenrod
4. near-sighted scrap-pile
5. e chu ta
6. stupid little short-circuit
7. stupid lump
8. mindless philosopher

If your buddy is a wookiee:
1. flea-bitten furball
2. big furry oaf
3. walking carpet
4. stupid
5. overgrown mop-head
6. fuzzball
7. hairy beast
8. noisy brute
9. thoughtless
10. wooly
11. thing

If your buddy is a human:
1. stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder
2. rebel scum
3. loser
4. slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler
5. bantha poo doo
6. clumsy and stupid
7. crazy old man
8. slave scum
9. old fossil
10. damn fool
11. scoudrel
12. laser brain
13. fly boy

If your buddy is a hutt:
1. slimy piece of worm-ridden filth

If your buddy is a gungan:
1. pathetic life-form
2. brainless
3. bombad

If your buddy is a jawa:
1. disgusting creature

If your buddy is Neimoidian:
1. brain-dead
2. stunted slime
3. coward

If your buddy is a dug:
1. slime ball

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