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Your Monthly Jedi Horoscope

Totally inaccurate, vague, and arbitrary predictions.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
You will find an apprentice who is very strong with the Force. Make sure he is trained well, for the potential of the Dark Side is within him.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
The position of Yavin says that you will be assigned to a dangerous mission, probably involving bringing peace and freedom to the galaxy. Don't take this responsibility lightly.

Gemini (May 21- June 21)
You will be tempted with love this month, but remember that is forbidden for a Jedi. If you choose to give up your status as a Jedi, make sure your feelings are true.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
You will meet your greatest challenge this month. Whether or not you succeed will depend on you focus and patience. Remember, a Jedi does not crave excitment.

Leo (July 23-August 22)
Sometimes you need to go against the Jedi Council, and this month you will need to do this. Search your feelings and you will know the time.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)
It is your destiny to bring peace and freedom to the galaxy. The position of Naboo says that time is coming soon. Scorpio is involved.

Libra (September 23-October 23)
This month it is time to use your negotiation skills rather than your lightsabre. You will think fighting is necessary, but you may save lives if you negotiate well.

Scorpio (October 24-November 21)
The position of Hoth says that now is not the time to go against the orders of the Jedi Council. Beware pride, for it could be your downfall this month. Cancer or Aries involved.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Beware fear, anger, and agression, especially this month, for you may be pushed into a corner and tempted with the Dark Side. The Dark Side is never the right answer.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Live every day as if it were your last. One of these days you'll be right, and it could be this month, if you get careless. Aries involved.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
The position of Endor says that you are a wise Jedi and could be the next Yoda, if you work hard to improve your mind.

Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Promotion is close at hand if you succeed in your next mission. In order to succeed, remember to beware the Dark Side of the Force. The fourth moon of Yavin says the Dark Side may flow easily in you.

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