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Cut Scenes

The Scenes that were cut from the script (actually, I made these up)

Leia gives Han a Grammer Lesson

HAN : I don't know. Fly casual.

LEIA : Casually.

HAN gives LEIA a strange look.

HAN : What?

LEIA : You can't use a adjective to describe a verb, you have to use an adverb.

HAN : What the hell's the difference?

LEIA : If you're describing a noun, you use casual, but you were describing the verb "to fly," and in Basic, you have to add the suffix "ly" to make the adjective "casual" into an adverb, which describes a verb. Didn't you learn this in school?

HAN : No, I spent my time at school becoming the master of eye lid flipping.

LUKE isn't listening. HE looks concerned.

LUKE : I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come.

HAN : It's your imagination, kid. Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here.

Luke Thinks of a Case When Size Matters

YODA : Size matters not. Look at me, judge me by my size do you, hmm? And well you should not, for my ally is the Force and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. Here. Between you, me, the rock. Everywhere! Yes! Even between the land and the ship.

LUKE has a confused look on his face.

LUKE : But Master Yoda, what about shoes?

YODA : Unnecessary are shoes. Wear them I do not.

LUKE : But I wear shoes, so I think I can say from experience that shoes need to be the right size. When they're too small, they really hurt my feet.

YODA : See no relevence, do I.

LUKE : With shoes, size does matter.

YODA : Missing the point you are, young Skywalker.

LUKE : And when shoes are too big, they give me blisters.

YODA : No, no. I'm saying that when lifting something with the Force, size matters not.

LUKE : So, your saying that I could lift a really big shoe using the Force.

YODA : Yes! Or a ship.

LUKE : I can't.

YODA : You can.

LUKE stands up.

LUKE : You want the impossible.

Anakin Shows Padme His Other Invention

ANAKIN : When the storm is over, I'll show you my racer. I'm building a pod racer!

PADME smiles at his enthusiasm. ARTOO lets out a flurry of beeps and whistles.

THREEPIO : I beg your pardon...but what do you mean...naked?

ARTOO beeps.

THREEPIO : (cont'd) My parts are showing? Oh my goodness!

ANAKIN : But you haven't seen anything yet!

ANAKIN runs over to a large closet door and opens it dramatically. A large sphere rolls out onto the floor.

ANAKIN : (cont'd) Look at this! Isn't this great?!

PADME : What is it?

ANAKIN : I call it The Star of Death.

PADME : But what exactly is it? What does it do?

ANAKIN : It's a model of a battle station I want to build in space! It's only 3/4 it's full size though. When it's done it will have enough power to destroy an entire planet!

PADME : Why would you want to destroy an entire planet? That's horrible.

ANAKIN looks nervous. HE wants to please PADME.

ANAKIN : Heh heh, did I say destroy a planet? Want I meant was, um, uh, you see, I meant....bring peace to an entire planet! Yeah! That's it! It's The Star of Peace.

THREEPIO : But Master Anakin, I believe earlier you said it was called The Star of Death.

ANAKIN : You be quiet, Threepio.

PADME just rolls her eyes.

C-3PO Tells Luke Where He and R2-D2 are Really From

LUKE : You know of the Rebellion against the Empire?

THREEPIO : That is how we came to be in your service, if you take my meaning, sir. But Actually Artoo and I are both from the Rebellion of the future. We were sent back in time to kill the Emperor's son before he takes his father's place. He becomes even more ruthless and evil than the Emperor of today.

LUKE : Unbelievable!

ARTOO beeps.

LUKE : (cont'd) I didn't even know the Emperor had a son.

THREEPIO : He doesn't talk about his son much.

LUKE : But wait, if you could travel back in time, why didn't you go further back and kill this Emperor before he became powerful?

THREEPIO pauses for a moment. HE looks over to ARTOO.

THREEPIO : Yes, Artoo, why didn't we go back further, that would have made a lot more sense.

ARTOO beeps angrily.

THREEPIO : (cont'd) Well, you're the one who set the time coordinates!

ARTOO beeps again.

LUKE looks on in suspense.

THREEPIO : We should have, and now it's too late.

LUKE : Have you been is many battles?

Threepio Makes a Startling Discovery


Curious, Threepio enters the room.

THREEPIO : That sounds like an R2 unit in there. I wonder if...

Threepio walks through the doorway to the main room. He looks in.

THREEPIO : Hello? How interesting. Oh, my.

He turns around and sees the R2 unit.

THREEPIO : Oh, hello, I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations. Who might you be?

The Artoo unit beeps at him.

THREEPIO : R2-V8, how nice to meet you.

The artoo unit beeps again.

THREEPIO : Oh, you're saying you know my maker. And he's famous? Who is it?

The artoo unit beeps.

THREEPIO : What!? Darth Vader is my maker. How can this be?

MAN'S VOICE : (from within) Who are you?

THREEPIO : Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I...I didn't mean to intrude. No, no, please don't get up. No!

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