Disclaimer:
The following scenerios are completley fictious. Please remember that these are for entertainment purposes only. I don’t mean any harm towards the Kids in the Hall members. These are meant for entertainment purposes only. I will be more than happy to remove these fan writings from my site immediatley if any offence is taken. Copyright 2000 Kristen Jacobus

Mark McKinney
What he loves=chocolate cake
What would kill him=lemon slice

A Big Piece of Chocolate Cake
Starring: Mark and Me!

Mark: What do you have there?
Me: Why I don’t know. Well, it looks like chocolate cake.
Mark: Can I have some?
Me: Well, I wanted it, but I guess you can have it. I know you’d kill for chocolate cake.
Mark: (with cake in his mouth) Oh, no, that’s Dave’s job remember?

The Lemon Slice Window Ledge

Setting: Mark is sitting on a window ledge of an apartment building The other Kids are sitting on the roof above him

Mark: I feel different.
Bruce: Really? Well that’s weird, it’s not like your dead or some..
Scott: (punches Bruce in the stomach) What Bruce was trying to say is, you are not among what we call the living, but really, who is living?
Dave: (inturrupting Scott) Okay, Mark. I’m going to give you the story straight. Last night you were digging around in the fridge trying to find something to eat. You grabbed some stuff without looking and you were so famished you stuck a lemon slice, yes that’s right. a lemon slice in your mouth. You were frantic and you apparently opened the window your sitting on now, to get some air and you hit your head on the ledge. They pronounced you dead early this morning, we all heard and came to pay our respects to your severed head. So good to see you back for your revenge though, By the way, Kevin was the one that went grocery shopping for you last week.
Mark: I never imagined being dead could feel so good. Lemon slice anyone?

The End

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