Disclaimer:
The following scenerios are completley fictious. Please remember that these are for entertainment purposes only. I don’t mean any harm towards the Kids in the Hall members. These are meant for entertainment purposes only. I will be more than happy to remove these fan writings from my site immediatley if any offence is taken. Copyright 2000 Kristen Jacobus

Scott Thompson
What he loves=chocolate pudding
What would kill him=cold coffee

I Just Adore Chocolate Pudding
Starring: Scott and Me!

Me: Here Scott, try some of this.
Scott: What is it?
Me: It’s your favorite. Chocolate pudding
Scott: (dips finger in) Mmm. This is pretty good. Normaly I wouldn’t do this interactively on a web site but... I do love chocolate pudding.
Me: I know you do, Scott, I know you do. I’ll just hit the back button now and let you enjoy.

The Fishing Trip

Setting: Scott is lying in bed. All of the rest of the Kids are standing around him.

Mark: Scott, you’re dead!
Scott: Really?
Kevin: Yeah, you went fishing, buddy
Scott: Let me guess, the hook got stuck in my mouth?
Bruce: nope
Scott: Then how did I die then?
Dave: You drank....This!
(holds up empty cup)
Scott: Oh no. Not, not, Not COLD COFFEE! AHHHHH!

The End

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