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Mmmm, slanty
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Huh, big deal. I've been carried out of Moe's like that hundreds of times
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Go ahead and smile smart guy. I'm gonna mop you up like turkey gravy
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I promise we'll have more fun this time
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Stupid Tv, be more funny
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Mmm, pointy
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Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. plow
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Mmm, open-faced club sandwich
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Homer: Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me
Granpa Simpson: Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it
Homer: Lousy, dramatic childhood
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Homer: Are you coming on to me?
Marge: No, good night, sheesh
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Homer: Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?
Marge: It's an ending that's enough
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Homer: Oh man, this is the most exciting thing I've seen since Haley's comet collided with the moon
Lisa: That never happened dad
Homer: Sure it didn't
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Homer: Well there were script problems from day one
Bart: It didn't seem like anyone even read the script
Homer: That was the problem
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Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet. But man(laughing) so to answer your question I don't know
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Alright I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him
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Oohh God, my back. It hurts so much. And my job is so unfullfilling
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Oh, my life is ruined
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Ooh, you bought me a nacho hat. Thanks Ned. Nacho, nacho man. I want to be a nacho man
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Homer: That's why I need a name that's cutting edge, like cutco, edgecom, interslice. C'mon Marge you're good at these help me out.
Marge: How 'bout, Compuglobalhypermeganet
Homer: Fine, it's not important
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That's a negatory good buddy
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Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons
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Neeeeerrrrrrdddddddsssss
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Homer: Wow, I'll never drink another beer
Vendor: Beer here
Homer: I'll take ten
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Nothing good has ever come out of New York City
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I don't wanna goto New York City. New York is a hellhole
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Haha. I wish I had a nickel for everytime I heard that
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This is a nightmare
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Sorry, no can do
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No kid is worth that
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Oh no, I'm not falling for that again
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Whoa, not me
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I can see I'm not needed here
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If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
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Oh, now what
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Yeah, yeah, that's his problem, he's a nut
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Nuts
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Oh my God
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Marge please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for a personal use
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For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First, you have the skin. Then the sweet, sweet inner zoone
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You better get this all out of your system right now
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What, this is an outrage
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That's it I'm outta here
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Outta my way, jerkass
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It's really painful
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Hey everybody, I'm Peter pantless. Hehehehe
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I wore my extra loose pants for nothing, nothing
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Hey, how come my pay is so low
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I think I've got the perfect solution
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The phone company is bamboozling you
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Hello!
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