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Let's see, what's in the news today
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Has the whole world gone insane
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Oh, they have the internet on computers now
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Oh yeah, everybody's making money off the internet except us
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Ever heard of a little thing called the internet
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The girls of the internet, ooh I'd go online with them anyday
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I am invincible, invincible, ya, owww
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Irs: Mr. Simpson this government computer can process over nine tax returns per day. Did you really think you could fool it
Homer: No sir, I'm really sorry sir. An older boy told me to do it
Irs: You're lookin' at 5 years minimum
Homer: No sir please. I can't goto prison. They pee in a cup and throw it on ya, I saw it in a movie
Irs: You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going...prison
Homer: No please, I'll do anything
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Oh, it's that record club. The first nine were only a penny, then they jacked up the price
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I could be a jerk and nobody could stop me. hehehe
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Homer: Marge, are we Jewish?
Marge: No Homer
Homer: Woohoo
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Comedian: I finally got around to reading the dictionary. It's turns out the zebra did it
Homer: I don't get it
Lisa: Dad the zebra didn't do it, it's just a word at the end of the dictionary
Homer: I still don't get it
Lisa: It's just a joke
Homer: Oh, I get it. I get jokes. hahaha
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Everyone laugh at the funny joke. Haha
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Jump Free Willy. Jump. Jump with all your might
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Let's not jump to conclusions everyone
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Why are you tortuing me, I'm just a man
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Ok people let's keep this short, we all want to get home to our family's
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Kill my boss. Do i dare live out the American dream?
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Well, well, well. If it isn't professor know it all
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In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics
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Store clerk: May I inquire how you are differently abled
Homer: Oh, I'm not handicap, I'm just lazy
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The leader knows all and sees all
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I love the leader
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This is a place of learning. Not a house of hearing about things
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There's a lesson here for all of us
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C'mon Marge let me in. There's crickets out here
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You liar. Why would you make up a lie like that
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That's a damn lie and you know it
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What would you like to do right now more than anything in the world
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Uh, well he seemed like a loner, uh, kept to himself mostly
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Oh, I lost everything. I can't go on
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I hear you loud and clear
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To be loved you have to be nice to people everyday. But to be hated you don't have to do squat
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All I want to know is, will you make me the luckiest guy in the world
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Mmm, I can feel three kinds of softness
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(Laughing) Oh, you must be mad
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Mail call. Gather around everyone
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The mail, the mail is here. Ooh
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You're living in a world of make believe, with flowers and bells and leprachauns and magic frogs with funny little hats
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Yep. Man 1, machine 0. How do you like that score?
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Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey. On my vacation away from worky
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She's stuck now. We're married till death do us part
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I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch
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I can see this means a lot to you
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Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
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I made such a mess of things
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Geez Louis, look at this mess
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This is your mess and I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean it up
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Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking. But I sent you Bengay
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If you don't start making more sense we're gonna have to put you in a home
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