Saturday Night
Col. Tim's Talent Time
It so happens, Harry Blake is going to try to get you for the annual Hi-Jinks over at the Elks.
Thank you, thank you Nevin Thorpe. Gee, that was good.
In Mayberry there are three main forms of communication: telephone, telegraph, and tell Floyd.
You know, I haven't heard Charlene sing in a long time
James Best
At the first Naza-Metho-Bapti-costal Seventh-day Orthodox
Luthe-ryterian Non-Demoninational Church of Our Lady of the Mind
You know you're the only girl I care anything about.
I mean, you're the only one I really, well, love
It's supposed to be Mrs. McGruder's cousin but it isn't.
Take a good look
A couple of them had beards there.
Must be one of them traveling religions.
How 'bout that feller we see every now and then on television, shakin' and screamin' ....
Well, it's bye for now and bless you all!
And then Bowling .....
I didn't get a picture of Jeff with his parents but I did get this one of them with Robin.
Doris, Gertrude, and Karen
This is the pen that HE wrote with. Oh, I'll never use it again!
The Bowling Barbers
Jeff told them to "Win one for the ol' clipper"
When I first grew it, people said I looked like a young Tom Dewey
David, Don, me, and Jeff continued the tradition of 3rd place finishes.
One of us had a 300 game but modesty prevents me from saying who~
The odds against anybody bowling a perfect game are 348,000 to 1
