Saturday always starts off with the Parade!
An open convertible with the top down?
Yeah, I can get Earlie Gilly's.
What's them leather gauntlets for?
To protect you from dogs that think you look funny?
I'm Mrs. McGruder's cousin, I'm here to clean for her
Move over, I'm driving.
(you can't see it well in this picture but there is a giraffe in the front seat
with a sign that says 'I'm not selfish')
Ollie! Ollie! Don't, don't do that Ollie. Don't fool with it .... Don't DO that Ollie
Ever'body on the truck
Isn't that a nice man
I'm just a big bundle of singing talent
After all, it IS National Still Smashing
Deputy Barney Fife reporting, sir, with an important message
Everything is OK in Mayberry
I just got back from old man Davises.
He sold me this entire horse for twenty dollars
You know we couldn't have given a sobriety test to Otis last night.
He was too drunk.
She's been going to Miss Wellington's School for Girls in Raleigh.
She was voted 'Young Lady Most Likely to Become Charming.
It was Don and Joyce's first chance to parade in their squad car
Wouldn't you know his name would be Don?
As for transportation, I'll have Goober drive you over there in the truck
He has the only sheriff's office in the whole state with an unlisted telephone number