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March 2003

Broken X23 - 03/27/03 - 12:28 AM

We've got another debate and another column up. Meltdown sucks by the way. He says he'll do something new and that I don't do anything, but if you look back a few weeks, you'll see that the last piece of content that wasn't a joint effort was by me. The only thing more full of shit than him is his bathroom after burrito night at his frat house. "Same old crap" my ass. Pretty much every section we have in this site was my idea.

Reality Meltdown - 03/17/03 - 11:15 PM

We have new hate. I hope I'll have more content up soon, maybe something new. Broken will just spoonfeed you the same old crap he urinated out the day before.

Broken X23 - 03/15/03 - 4:10 PM

We've got our first debate up.

Broken X23 - 03/11/03 - 12:46 PM

I just posted our first movie review. Go look at it, even if you don't care for the movie that was reviewed. If no one reads our reviews we'll have to shut down the site. You can find it here. And I wasn't bitching, Meltdown. I was responding to your bitching, assface.

Reality Meltdown - 03/11/03 - 12:25 AM

A new section has been added. Also, I redid all our file system to match the review section, and backed us up. So quit btiching, Broken.

Broken X23 - 03/10/03 - 7:37 PM

No actually I'm early. I already did update the anger archives today. Long before you bitched about it. Are you blind or are you just the biggest dumbass ever? I also updated the regular archives, so everything's okay now. Go ahead and add your new one.

Reality Meltdown - 03/10/03 - 04:45 PM

I added a quote or two. We might wanna clean that shit out soon. Hurry up and back up the anger, and then I'll do a new one. I give you one job and you're late! Slow jenky jackass.

Broken X23 - 03/06/03 - 1:33 PM

No, I will not stop bitching. You did all the buttons because I don't have any of the high-tech graphic software that you do, so I can't come up with buttons that match the ones we have now. If you ever brag about the buttons again I'll smack the crap out of you because that's not a fair argument. And as for all that other stuff you did with the html... so what? It took 15 seconds instead of 13 seconds? But fine, I'll back off for now. This argument was stupid anyway. Stupid like you.

I'm not sure I really have anything to review right now. I haven't finished any of the new games I got and I haven't seen the movie I wanted to review in very long time. Though I guess since we're kind of desperate right now I could review it anyway. I think I remember enough to come up with something. Not right now though. Right now I need to work my way up to Level 11 with Ms. Handerson.

Reality Meltdown - 03/06/03 - 10:00 AM

Quit whining, you pansy. I did all the buttons. I did all the htmlf, which, even through the magic of copy and paste, still required me to update fields and urls. Oh, and I also added tags to every review in there. Shut up and write your review in the space provided. What? You're still bitching? Sod off you tosser.

Broken X23 - 03/05/03 - 10:24 PM

Whoa, easy there asshole. What's with all the insults? Are you teething or something? You say "all our site's work" as if that's actually a lot of work. Well on second thought, maybe copying and pasting the html from an exsiting page into a new one and then changing the names is a lot of work for a douchebag like you. And in case you forgot, I did that very same thing to make the hate archives, so stop lying by saying you do everything. And stop talking like juggling 2 minutes of site work and a "life" is a difficult thing to do. It's not, especially when your "life" consists only of sitting in the cafeteria with a pile of Doritios, trying to subdue the munchies you got from all that wacky tabacky you did during your string magic class while "like... totally saying things and stuff, dude" to those classmates you're not sure even exist. Then you spend an hour or so not showering, then from 5 pm till midnight you take hits from a water pipe while watching your "Porn 'n Chicken" videotape. And finally, you spread a layer of newspaper over your bed in case the little sizzler wakes up during the night and decides to do it's thing. And I do mean LITTLE sizzler. Yeah, nice "life" you got there. I can really see how that would cut into the amount of time you have to spend working on the site.

Now, I told you why I don't send the stuff to the archives right away, but I guess all that chronic pushed that little memory out of your head. And I haven't written my reviews because I don't have anything to review yet, ass. And for your information, I DO have level 10 Kama Sutra skills with Palmala Handerson. So shut up and back off. Holy crap, you're irritating. You must really be Carrot Top's son and somehow got switched at birth.

Reality Meltdown - 03/05/03 - 7:30 PM

And done. Bitch.

Reality Meltdown - 03/05/03 - 4:45 PM

Now, since Broken is such a demanding jackass, I'd like to let you all know what's going on. First off, the new review sections are forthcoming. I've started them, it should just take a few minutes to actually get them finished, the HTML coded, and all the pages updated. I'd also like to point out I'm doing all that work myself, in my very limited spare time. Hell, I'm typing from the only available computer, a lovely grey imac inside of the library, equiped with side mounted disk drives, easy printing and a rocket launcher.

Now, broken, while I'm doing all our website's work, and jugglign a life outside of that what are you doing, hrrm? Are our updates achived and mvoed to their proper location? What? They aren't?! You mean the one job you are actually capable of is too much for you? Did you sprain your wrist, amking you unable to copy and paste during a hot and heavy evening of intensive masturbation? Unless you've got level 10 Kama Sutra skills with Palmala Handerson, I've gotta say it's just sorry to spend so many hours of the day wanking off. And I bet you haven't even written your reviews yet! I know it takes you years to update. The only way to explain your existance is that the government somehow develoepd a new secret weapon, and this new, revolutionary retard chip was implanted in your brain as a test run. It somehow keep you alive while simultaneously making you the biggest, stupidest pain in the ass cocievable. It's a perversion of physics. Jake's Law states one can only be as crappy as the sum of all other crap in the universe, but you obviously have poked a hole in his poor theory. You're 50 times as crappy as all potential crap in the world.

So shut up and do your job. I'll have a sub-group for Games, Movies and Television under reviews soon. I hope.

Broken X23 - 03/04/03 - 3:02 PM

I already mentioned the new columns three updates ago, asshead.

You're full of shit. Your drug money does nothing to help the economy. Earn myself a job? I already have one you jackass and I earned the hell out of it! And I got this big fatass paycheck right here as proof. Now, since you were mouthing off about how I'm such a burden on society and have no job (which I do), why don't you tell us what your job is? Keep in mind that selling sperm in an alley isn't a job.

And yeah, I couldn't find a restroom at a gas station so I drove around for miles until I could find an American flag to piss on. Yeah, that's a believable story, dumbass. The funny thing is that it's true. I've kept this a secret until now, but I'm British, and therefore owe no allegiance to this country or the flag, you wanker. Goo'day mate! Shine your boot gov'na?

But anyway, we're going to start reviewing things other than games eventually. We just need to wait for Meltdown to make some buttons to add to the review section.

Reality Meltdown - 03/04/03 - 11:15 AM

We have a new hate up.

And hey. It's not just for booze, I also need that kicked in the crotch money for cheap hookers. So shove off. Being a shaving cream can is long gone. Gone like the likihood that Broken cna get off his fat ass and earn a job. At least my crack money is being sent into the help the economy. I'm drugging for America. Broken doesn't do anything for our nation. He pisses on the flag because he's too retarded to find a gas station with a restroom he can defile. He speaks nothing but lies, traitorous lies!

Broken X23 - 03/04/03 - 12:21 AM

You may have noticed that (including this one) I now have three updates in a row. Do you know what that means? It means that Meltdown has been slacking off. He used to update all the time and bitch like an whiny old woman when I didn't. Not anymore.

Personally, I blame college for Meltdown's downfall. He's living in that dorm with no parental supervision, surrounded by a bunch of hooligans and it's obviously taken a toll on him. I remember Meltdown from a simpler time. Back when it was all about going to sunday school, jacks, trips to the local carnival, 10 cent ice cream cones, and sneaking a peek at that naughty magazine Alvin lent us while mum was weaving away on the loom. Unfortunately that's all gone now. Flushed away like the oysters that Meltdown threw up in the toilet after a particularly rowdy night of partying. Now he spends his days streaking through old folks homes, vomitting off of water towers, waking up with hang overs, and holding pissing contests in his dorm hallway. It's sad really. When he graduated from pre-school he said he wanted to be a can of shaving cream when he grew up. Whatever happened to that dream, Melt? How is this alcohol and cocaine fueled lifestyle bringing you any closer to becoming that can?! You've completely lost site of your goals. Now you're nothing but a filthy drifter letting people kick you in the nuts for beer money. Sad indeed.

Broken X23 - 03/03/03 - 11:28 PM

The columns are new again. I'd like to point out that the date today is 03/03/03.