test2
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|¯)./¯¯\|¯|
|¯)/_||_\|_|
| From: Shark463
| Posted: 1/6/2004 11:19:19 PM | Message
Detail |
O_o
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FDDmw5a A C-- D+ H-- M P R+ T+++
W-- Z- Sm++ RLU/- a- cn++ d- e- f-- h* iw++ j-- p* sm#
I'm a
furry. |
| From: Oni
Lukos | Posted: 1/19/2004 1:41:48 AM | Message
Detail |
Never fire a bazooka at close
range
---
./¯|./|././.http://onilukos.50megs.com/
|_/./.|/./..FFTA
Missions Complete: 222* |
| From: NickBush24
| Posted: 1/20/2004 4:23:32 AM | Message
Detail |
Wise words from Oni Lukos...
---
Ma:
I know why they call you Pa, cause you're PA-thetic!
Pa: I know
why they call you Ma, cause you're always riding MA ass!- King of
the Hill |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 1/24/2004 8:44:25 PM | Message
Detail |
misterbum: Quick! Someone make an invisible
cloaking shield out of Kleenex, Silly Putty and a half used box of
Jello pudding!
Xim: Mission completed. But I couldn't find
any kleenex or silly putty, so I just used a bit of mayonnaise.
Actually, I'd say it's more of a sandwich than cloaking device, but
that's just my opinion.
misterbum: What if all MacGyver did
was eat all the crazy inventions he made? Would he be a hero? No.
He'd be fat. And if TV has taught me anything, you can't be fat and
be a hero. Not unless you know kung-fu or can
sing.
---
...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P.
Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: Shadowman967
| Posted: 2/5/2004 3:23:06 AM | Message
Detail |
| whoa have you written this all yourself? if yes
then congrats |
| From: Shadowman967
| Posted: 2/5/2004 3:25:02 AM | Message
Detail |
| is this a story or
something |
| From: Shadowman967
| Posted: 2/5/2004 3:30:14 AM | Message
Detail |
oh i see what it is
never underestimate
the power of stupid people in large groups- despair.com
it is
possible that the meaning of your life is to serve as a warning to
others- despair.com
^my current sig
---
it is
possible that the meaning of your life is to serve as a warning to
others- despair.com
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| From: SineNomine
| Posted: 2/7/2004 3:30:52 PM | Message
Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the
original poster] |
| From: Rosky
| Posted: 2/9/2004 5:35:48 PM | Message
Detail |
Wasn't there oother topics?
---
Actually
game gril, everyone does hate you, now go away and commit seppuku. ~
Nic
Viva la SSBSB, Board
544 |
| From: Smudge
| Posted: 2/24/2004 6:20:25 AM | Message
Detail |
| I don't remember any other
ones. |
| From: Oni
Lukos | Posted: 3/2/2004 10:41:05 PM | Message
Detail |
"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? She owes
me
money!"
---
./¯|./|././.http://onilukos.50megs.com/
|_/./.|/./..http://www.snerucs.tk/ |
| From: mario
man4 | Posted: 3/21/2004 8:32:16 AM | Message
Detail |
She's in the heart of Greenland. Take a right at
the brain.
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|\/|ÁRÎÕ |\/|@Ñ
4
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=19354&topic=12914954 |
| From: slobr
| Posted: 3/23/2004 2:59:00 AM | Message
Detail |
*steals the brain*
I've always wanted one
of these...
---
õ¿Ô - All I want is a warm bed, a kind
word, and unlimited cat turds.
¯¯¯ -
§£øß® |
| From: DocProc
| Posted: 3/25/2004 3:28:55 AM | Message
Detail |
I don't need one!
I have my trusty lamp that
tells me what to do! |
| From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 3/27/2004 3:03:05 PM | Message
Detail |
Is that the one that was actually Xim's
girlfriend, and now you can turn her on or off?
---
Now that
the new $20 is in, please send all of your worthless old $20's to
me.
Machine Gun specialist of the SOMUNIST AC team ~
Moonside |
| From: Luxun3001
| Posted: 4/9/2004 9:49:30 PM | Message
Detail |
Xim, I think that this board may soon become the
next Beatles board, due to the old one being in imminent danger of
baleetion for off-topic. Would you have a problem with
that?
---
Do you like The
Beatles?
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=26234
The Beatles
Board... |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 4/23/2004 1:16:25 PM | Message
Detail |
Um, I guess not.. I mean, the Beatles rock. But..
the title's kinda against their beliefs isn't it?
At any
rate, I wouldn't mind, just be sure to bump my topic once in a
while, friend. Especially if your Beatles board gets really popular
and there's lots of posts to make topics purge faster.
Today
I have a killer quote from SuperMECHA. In this post, he was
responding to a guy saying he knew nothing about the game his secret
board is located on, and saying he was going to mark for off-topic
(even though you can't even do that on older
systems):
Man, who's this hater??
Geez, I turn my
back for a week and come back to find that the pencil**** schoolyard
Tattle-talers are invading the Secret Base?? AGH!!
F.Y.I., I
HAVE played it! I OWN it! It IS in Nihongo and it IS on the dull
side, being the fact that it IS a card-type game. So much for
on-topic discussion.
If you would have come to this board
otherwise, you would have found NOTHING AT ALL! Whether my Base is
here or not, you'd still be in the same empty-handed position. Mark
away, in your pimple-faced selfish glee, yearning for your
equivalent of edible liquid golden power tokens (Mark Accuracy). But
in the end, you'd still wouldn't have any tips, AND you'll still be
wondering: "Why does my life have no meaning?"
This is a
Secret Board, son. One of the Oldest on GF's (been around well
before all of these new TOS changes anyway). There are many others
out there, determined lifeless balloon-busting weenies
notwithstanding. Get used to it, and try to enjoy
life.
---
...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P.
Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 4/28/2004 4:51:38 AM | Message
Detail |
Here's a poem Procster wrote about me not being
on the boards much recently.
"Xim, Xim, where for art thou,
Xim?" - DocProc
For I have traveled the GameFAQs boards
high and low,
with no sight of Xim, not even a toe.
I looked
for him hunting, still not a clue,
All I could find was an apple
or two.
I went 'round your boards, hoping for a sign,
but all
I found was a mayonnaise shrine,
a quest in Aurora, and memories
divine.
Still no Xim, sadly to say,
I wonder if I will see
you today.
Have you been busy, with no time to spare,
to post
on GameFAQs, with people who care.
Not to cause alarm, I'm
just wondering why,
I haven't seen you around, even if I
try.
I guess you've been busy, as I just said,
so here's some
mayo, and even some bread.
I felt like a poem, no real
reason why,
or maybe it's because I'll have to try
to do my
English homework, if you haven't guessed,
I have an assignment,
some work- not a test,
it's to write a poem, and something
good.
But I'm having trouble, I think I misunderstood.
My work
here is over, my work here is done,
just post me a message, not
two, just one.
---
...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P.
Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 5/4/2004 9:46:32 PM | Message
Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the
original poster] |
| From: RockMFR
5 | Posted: 5/21/2004 3:06:57 AM | Message
Detail |
you are very wise
---
The Polas: He is
so much better than you. o_0
Currently playing: Mega Man
Zero 2 (GBA) |
| From: Flying
Minister | Posted: 5/21/2004 4:58:05 AM | Message
Detail |
I have seen the light. So turn that damn thing
off already .
---
† †
†
MPE |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 5/26/2004 7:08:16 PM | Message
Detail |
*turns off the light while you walk down the
stairs*
wezal7: has anyone got this game? if so is it out in
Australia yet?
Xim: Your face is out in
Australia.
---
...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P.
Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: Oni
Lukos | Posted: 6/11/2004 12:14:57 PM | Message
Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the
original poster] |
| From: Oni
Lukos | Posted: 6/11/2004 12:15:35 PM | Message
Detail |
<<;
;>>
A pill bug is not a
pill, nor a bug. It is a crustacean.
---
. Oni . | This space
for rent
/\úkos |
http://www.snerucs.tk/ |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 6/19/2004 7:12:07 AM | Message
Detail |
Black Mist: Lactation is not common among
men.
Captain Roy Falcon: Funny, the farmer said the same
thing...
Xim: I don't trust that farmer. He always throws
hamsters at my father.
Black Mist: I thought your father was
dead?
Xim: What an awful thing to say! That's it, you are
officially uninvited to my father's funeral.
---
...(¯\/¯)(¯)
(¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P.
Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 6/19/2004 8:10:07 AM | Message
Detail |
Xim Snaps ò_ó
Random loser:
@_@
Xim: That "@_@" thing is really getting old. Every lamer
seems to stick it at the end of their posts these days. What the
hell's it supposed to mean? You're confused? You're dizzy? You're
just being a conformist? Now I know why Medea hates
emoticons.
</quote>
C'mon, people! It was funny and
such when Dawn posted it, but now EVERYONE uses it for every little
thing! YOU BETTER STOP BEFORE I STUFF A HELIUM BALLOON DOWN YOUR
THROAT AND PUNCH YOU IN THE BALLS UNTIL IT POPS AND YOUR VOICE IS SO
HIGH THAT IT BREAKS GLASS AND I STAB YOU WITH A PIECE OF THAT GLASS
UNTIL YOU'RE A VEGETABLE!!!!!!!
I think my blood pressure
just raised about 20 points.
---
...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯)
...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: Oni
Lukos | Posted: 6/29/2004 11:46:55 PM | Message
Detail |
I know, I think I'm turning over a new leaf...or
maybe it's just gas...yup...it's gas. ~Lardo the Clown
It won't
fit in my sig (I'm pretty sure), so I'm putting it here.
---
.
Oni . | ''if (preg_match('/MSIE/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']))
die('666 Error');'' ~CarlingBlackLabel
/\úkos |
http://snerucs.cjb.net/ |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 7/1/2004 9:57:39 AM | Message
Detail |
*is still twitching from that last
post*
Here's some food for thought:
"Men hitting men
is OK. Women hitting women is not only OK, but funny. Women hitting
men is justice. But a man hitting a woman, that is an unspeakable
crime.
No, it doesn't make sense to me
either."
-pepper2000
---
...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P.
Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: Oni
Lukos | Posted: 7/1/2004 1:10:31 PM | Message
Detail |
*eats above post*
---
. Oni . | ''if
(preg_match('/MSIE/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) die('666
Error');'' ~CarlingBlackLabel
/\úkos |
http://snerucs.cjb.net/ |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 7/1/2004 10:55:57 PM | Message
Detail |
*taps the Please Do Not Eat The Previous Previous
Post sign*
"That's a good one. It combines impeccable timing,
hilarious slapstick, immense wit, and the power of puns all into one
joke."
-NinjaMaster, commenting on a post by
Scum
Actually, that pretty much describes Scum in
entirety.
---
...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P.
Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: DocProc
| Posted: 7/13/2004 10:04:42 PM | Message
Detail |
You can tell you need a new doctor when you
notice that all of his office plants have
died...
---
Doctor by day, board hunter by
night... |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 7/20/2004 2:08:55 AM | Message
Detail |
"Nowadays some of these secret board topics are
starting to look like MBA topics..."
-NinjaMaster, commenting on
an old topic of his after seeing some hunters pass
through
Man, he hit the proverbial nail on the face.. again!
Whenever I go hunting lately, I'm met with hordes of emoticons-only
posts, lots of "Hmmz0rz"'s and "Indeed"'s. C'mon guys, where'd the
humor go?! Don't sully the name of our
predecessors!
---
...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P.
Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: Groovilicious
| Posted: 7/23/2004 8:27:11 AM | Message
Detail |
Amber the Witch was your old user name?
Shouldn't it have been Amber the *****?
Yeah, for
marking myself and then marking myself to apologize for marking
myself twice. And then after I was unsuspended I was resuspended for
marking myself to apologize for apologizing for marking myself.
~Scum
---
¤ Amber the Witch ¤ Warning: This message is
poisonous ¤
R.I.P. Scum - 4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 7/28/2004 4:42:17 AM | Message
Detail |
Heh, I remember that.
"If you think about
it, children are innately communist. They demand equality amongst
themselves and equal allocation of all resources. So, if you think
about it, those who support communism never really grew up." -Ed the
Moogle
---
...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P.
Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: Flowers
of Moss | Posted: 7/29/2004 4:22:44 PM | Message
Detail |
o_O
---
If you ever fall off the Sears
Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and
people will try to catch you because, hey, free
dummy. |
| From: slobr
| Posted: 8/4/2004 4:16:55 AM | Message
Detail |
*directs Flowers of Moss to a few posts
up*
---
õ¿Ô - All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and
unlimited cat turds.
¯¯¯ -
§£øß® |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 8/5/2004 10:08:00 AM | Message
Detail |
(The recent NinjaMaster quote is what slobr is
referring to)
"Why do people have to bee so elitist and act
so cold? Why cant they just answer a question? True there might be
other topics (although the one previously posted was buried way in
the back of the board. You usually don't check that far back) but
whining about it isnt going to make the topic go away. And this user
may be new to the board and maybe even new to gamefaq's. So why not
try and be a little friendly instead?"
-Some guy on some board I
was lurking on
What happened was, a guy politely asked a
question about a game that's not out yet. He wanted to know if there
was a certain feature in the game, I don't really remember what. In
typical GameFAQs fashion, the regulars on the board acted like
asshats and responded with sarcasm and basically just overall
rudeness. This guy, wish I saved his name, set them straight, even
though he was also a regular. It's always refreshing to see bullies
getting picked on.
---
...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P.
Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: warutrid
| Posted: 8/7/2004 8:55:59 PM | Message
Detail |
It's amazing how many topics I miss when I go
through large systems... I need to get that stylesheet running soon,
so I can get the full enjoyment...
---
\/\/*3* Progress is
made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.
*5*/-\
|Z*3* Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off
now. *20*|_| |
| From: Dark
Seraph | Posted: 8/22/2004 11:25:02 PM | Message
Detail |
If you smell...
---
Denial fuels
the anger...
Guilt poisons the
soul... |
| From: NickBush24
| Posted: 9/1/2004 7:09:36 AM | Message
Detail |
...you can taste!
---
Ma: I know why they
call you Pa, cause you're PA-thetic!
Pa: I know why they call
you Ma, cause you're always riding MA ass!- King of the
Hill |
| From: Xim
| Posted: 9/4/2004 6:49:12 PM | Message
Detail |
Hey! Don't disrespect all those valiant men that
lost their taste buds in Nam!
Here's an angry diatribe
addressed to Red Maw in response to his inability to understand why
his Inns keep getting modded:
"Yeah. I've tried to be polite
to you in the past, but there's no way you're this
ignorant.
You want to know why your topic keeps getting
deleted by a mod? Well, I don't know for sure, but I can guess well
enough. They're probably just annoyed that you made so many topics
and maintain them for no reason. Board hunting becomes a real
nuisance when seeing the same topic everywhere you go. In fact, your
Inns are one of the reasons I decided not to attempt the Backwards
Journey this year.
It's pretty clear you have way too much
time on your hands, so if you have so much free time, why not bump
the topics that were on the board before yours? Grace's topic here
purged again! I blame you.
If it wasn't for your goddamn
pointless topics speeding up the purge rate on certain boards, a lot
of cooler topics would probably still be around. For instance, a lot
of the boards in my favorites happen to have topics of yours on
them. When I skim through my favs to see if any of the topics are
near purging, all I see is when the last post was posted. But a lot
of the times, your topic would have been posted in last on, say
8/27. But the cool topic that is also on that board was last posted
in on 8/1. Thus, without my realizing it, the good topics are
purging because of your stupid Inns. You feel the need to put the
phrase "Board Hunter" in your topic titles, which lures newer
hunters into posting there instead of topics that might actually
amount to something, lest they not be judged as board hunters.
So, yeah. That's why it was upheld, in my opinion. I didn't
mark you, but now, I kinda wish that I had. Take my advice; if you
make a topic on a board where there already was one, please show a
little respect and bump the one that was there first. It's only
proper etiquette and makes you look like less of an
ass."
---
...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P.
Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 -
5/26/2003 |
| From: warutrid
| Posted: 9/5/2004 7:20:51 AM | Message
Detail |
I'm just going through my old posts. Lucky,
lucky, I stumbled onto a Xim rant! Anyway, agreed. My post will be
addressed to Red Maw again, though I don't know if he reads
here.
If you feel the need to make that many topics, at least
provide variation in them, that's the single most important thing.
Your topics are just like all the CLAIMED topics. When you get the
first post, it feels like you just hit a brick wall and you just
have to sit and stare, trying to think up something that you didn't
post in the last fifty topics. You seem to be good with bumping your
own topics, and from what I've seen, at least in the earlier inns,
most of the posts you use to bump the topics are different. So it's
obvious that you have at least some creativity. If you used some of
that brain power to think up something other than free food and
lodgings, people might actually look forward to your topics. When I
first started hunting, MI4Real would make unique topics all over the
place. From what I saw they all had interesting titles, and thus got
a lot of on-topic posts, which is rare for topics on secret boards.
And if no one hunted for a while he would bump them, but if people
lost interest he would just let them die. All those topics I
actually looked forward to. Knowing that there aren't really any
good topic makers is really a downer when I'm deciding to hunt
through a system. We've got plenty of board hunters, but what
exactly do we search for? Topics. Without good topics, the entire
purpose is defeated. We don't need better Board Hunters, we need
better Topic Makers.
Whatever, these rants get redundant
after a while... Xim, if you're mad at someone, feel free to tell
them off. None of this "polite" business. Personally, I don't mind
Red Maw's topics. I just browse over a few posts, and if it has too
many O_o's or *passes through*'s I usually just skip the topic all
together. There'll be another one a couple boards later, and that
one might be more interesting.
---
\/\/*3* Progress is made by
lazy men looking for easier ways to do things. *5*/-\
|Z*3* Hard
work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
*20*|_| |
| From: warutrid
| Posted: 9/5/2004 8:02:46 AM | Message
Detail |
Oh yeah, and I understood what you meant by the
"Last Post" thing, but when I see that one of my favorite boards has
been posted in, I usually go and read it. If it's important enough
to bump, it's important enough to read.
---
\/\/*3* Progress
is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.
*5*/-\
|Z*3* Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off
now. *20*|_| |
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