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!!The Amazing Adventures of RdDragon and Scum!!
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From: Little Red Rooster
| Posted: 9/21/2007 11:10:09 PM | Message Detail
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What...didn't feel like taunting people with a IM name that you never use anymore? Come on...people can still add you and "wish" that some day you just might use it again...we can all get hopeful...right? |
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From: NinjaMaster
| Posted: 9/24/2007 8:37:20 AM | Message Detail
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I was on AIM for about 20 minutes a couple of weeks ago. No one messaged me and I concluded that no one ever wanted to talk to me ever again.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. |
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From: NinjaMaster
| Posted: 10/3/2007 8:50:11 PM | Message Detail
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I'm ready to read another update. Unfortunately, I'm not ready to write it. If only I had a clone, I'd make him do all the work while I reap the benefits. Too bad human cloning hasn't been perfected...if only I had a clone, I'd put him to work on perfecting it.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. |
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From: Juteralo
| Posted: 10/5/2007 5:46:32 PM | Message Detail
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If you had a clone, likely it would be just like you...then nothing would get done 2x as fast...
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. |
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From: NinjaMaster
| Posted: 10/7/2007 9:52:20 AM | Message Detail
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Most likely. But on the bright side, I could do that fake mirror gag like in old cartoons. It would be hilarious.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. |
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From: retsamajnin
| Posted: 10/22/2007 8:57:03 AM | Message Detail
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If I discover immortality, I might finish this story just before the end of time.
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sdrawkcab si eman ym |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/7/2007 6:58:32 PM | Message Detail
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Oh, sure. "Discover" immortality. And then what? Genocide? Manifest destiny my foot!
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...(�\/�)(�) (�)_(�) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: Cloud Tribal
| Posted: 11/16/2007 11:59:26 PM | Message Detail
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the expansion of your foot must therfore be obvious and certain.
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"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
Proud Member of the NBG Since Thursday, 26 Jul 2001 @ 6:42:57 PM. |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/17/2007 1:13:58 AM | Message Detail
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Yes, yes. We all love apples more than oranges. You needn't repeat yourself.
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...(�\/�)(�) (�)_(�) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: Cloud Tribal
| Posted: 11/24/2007 7:13:48 PM | Message Detail
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Blasphemy! This thanksgiving I skipped the turkey and went straight for the oranges, while also burying the apple pie underneath the neighbors garden.
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"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
Proud Member of the NBG Since Thursday, 26 Jul 2001 @ 6:42:57 PM. |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/25/2007 1:24:27 AM | Message Detail
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I admire your intention in skipping the turkey in favor of using the carving knives on the oranges. But I'm not sure oranges can be killed, being pure evil and all. What I really like, though, is your apple pie tree idea. It's innovative farming like that that's been lacking in the lush orchards of good ol' apple town (Earth).
Will this stroke of brilliance bear fruit? Pie fruit, I hope!
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...(�\/�)(�) (�)_(�) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: Elite Gamer
| Posted: 12/2/2007 5:26:04 PM | Message Detail
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I'm sorry to burst your pastry bubble but the whole plan is doomed from the start.
You see the offspring of a pie and an apple is infertile. Apple pies are inherently incapable of reproducing so a race of Fruit/Pastry hybrids will never be more than dreams and fiction.
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I ran out of synonyms for apples and pies V_V |
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From: NinjaMaster
| Posted: 12/18/2007 2:39:41 PM | Message Detail
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Hmm, Tales of Monsterpath seemingly no longer exists. What up with that, yo?
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Mr. President, we must not allow... a mine shaft gap! |
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From: Elite Gamer
| Posted: 12/18/2007 5:44:10 PM | Message Detail
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What are these Monsterpath Tales of which you speak? Never heard of it.
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Play along everybody! If enough people say it never existed he'll think there's some conspiracy, or that he was hallucinating again. |
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From: NinjaMaster
| Posted: 12/18/2007 7:33:09 PM | Message Detail
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Only the most secret of secret secreteers are in on the secret. Call my secretary and she'll unsecrete the secret for you.
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Mr. President, we must not allow... a mine shaft gap! |
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From: NinjaMaster
| Posted: 1/5/2008 8:42:08 PM | Message Detail
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Mysterious Cloak Guy: Barkeep, I'll have a glass of your finest apples.
Bartender: We don't serve apple juice here.
Mysterious Cloak Guy: Who said anything about juice? I just want a glass full of apples. Make them extra appley.
RdDragon: oK... Let's get out of here.
Mysterious Cloak Guy: Hey, what do you know, it's Dawn7!
RdDragon: Oh brother, only one person could be that annoying...
Scum: So, do you like my cool hooded cloak thing? It's a new fashion craze that I started and didn't copy from some random character in the last update.
NinjaMaster: Scum! We thought you had died or even worse!
RdDragon: Out of curiosity, what exactly do you consider worse than death?
Interceptor: The apple-less cellar... *shudders*
Scum: No, I'm not dead. I was just busy saving the universe while you guys were goofing off. I saved it twice already. I'm sure it was RdDragon that led the group astray so Ninja and Interceptor will only get slightly reprimanded in my report.
RdDragon: If you guys are finished being dumb we've got some work to do.
NinjaMaster: Oh yeah, we were supposed to do something... it's been so long that I don't quite remember what it was.
RdDragon: What do you mean? It's been 2 minutes. *sigh* We are heading to the Microvision and now that Scum has rejoined the ranks we better get going as he is sure to slow our already creeping pace.
Interceptor: We four are off on another whirlwind adventure!
NinjaMaster: You already said that.
Interceptor: But this is a whole new adventure. The last adventure concluded with us being reunited with Scum.
NinjaMaster: I see. And I thought you were just adding filler to the dialogue. How silly of me!
The band was back together again and spirits were high. They left Sector Alpha and made there way to the Microvision to investigate some... uh, stuff.
RdDragon: Here we are. Microvision Hardware. I'm going to have a look around. You guys set up camp and wait for me.
Scum: Will do, boss! *RdDragon leaves* Ok, you guys heard Dawn7. He said something about something and I expect you two to do it. *takes a nap*
Scum wakes up to the sound of chains rattling
outbreakorn: Ooooooo!
Scum: What does Ooooooo! mean?
outbreak: It's a ghost sound. I'm a ghost.
Scum: Oh, and here I thought you were southB.
outbreakorn: In life I was your friend and partner, outbreakorn. But after getting banned I've been forced to become a salesman for ACME chains. So, I carry around these chains trying to sell them to people.
Scum: Well, I'm glad to see that even in death people are still able to find gainful employment. Good luck selling your chains. I'm afraid I already have an adequate supply of chains myself. *points to a large pile of chains in the corner*
outbreakorn: You don't understand. I'm not here to sell you chains. I've come to warn you that the ACME chain company is planning to send 3 salesman to try to convince you into purchasing chains you don't need. I feel kind of bad about the way we parted so I figured I would warn you ahead of time to absolve myself.
Scum: That's awful thoughtful of you southB but I'm perfectly capable of handling annoying salesman on my own. I'll demonstrate. *slams the door in outbreakorn's face*
outbreakorn: Well, don't say I didn't warn you. *exits* |
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From: NinjaMaster
| Posted: 1/5/2008 8:44:14 PM | Message Detail
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an undetermined amount of time later
Salesman: *knock knock*
Scum: Who's there?
Salesman: The Salesman of Last Tuesday
Scum: I was hoping for a knock knock joke but you gave such a dumb name that you've completely ruined it.
Salesman of Last Tuesday: I'm sorry sir but that's who I am. I've come to sell you the finest chains available as of last Tuesday.
Scum: Why would I want antique chains? Chain technology has come a long way since last Tuesday. I'd rather have modern chains. Goodbye.
Salesman of Last Tuesday: Well, I'm sorry to bother you. *leaves*
Scum: Hmm, southB made out like he was going to be especially annoying. He was only moderately annoying. I'm somewhat disappointed.
2 and a half seconds later
Salesman of This Tuesday: Greetings, I'm the Salesman of This Tuesday. I've come to offer you the best chains currently on the market.
Scum: Well, you sure got here fast. Did you get a lift with that other salesman or something? It doesn't matter. I already have the best chains available. I don't need any more. So, take a hike.
Salesman of This Tuesday: Very well. *leaves*
Scum: Admittedly, it is kind of annoying when they come at me in such rapid succession. As long as the 3rd one gets here soon I guess I can at least get this over with...
50 years later
Scum: *grabs his cane and walks to the door to get the morning paper*
Salesman of Next Tuesday: *jumps out in front of Scum as he opens the door* Hello, sir!
Scum: *has a heart attack*
Scum is then awoken by Interceptor shaking him
Interceptor: Wake up!
Scum: Hey! What's the big idea? I was just dreaming about... uh, naked apples.
Interceptor: You know you could help up us with the camp. I just got tired of doing all the work while you got to sleep.
Scum: I was sleeping so that my energy is fully utilized only when it's most needed. By the way, what time is it?
Interceptor: I don't know. I don't usually bring my watch into Virtual Reality.
Scum: *spots a guy walking by* You there! What time is it?
Kinnison: *puzzled look on his face* Me? Why it's Tuesday, of course!
Scum: I don't care what day it is! I said what time is it?
Kinnison: Oh, sorry. It's 7:00.
Scum: It's 7:00! Excellent! I haven't missed it. I'm not too late. Go to the grocery store and buy me the biggest apple they have before the store closes. *tosses Kinnison a quarter* Keep the change.
Kinnison: This even isn't enough to buy even the smallest apple...
And they lived happily ever after. Or did they? No, they didn't. Next time maybe I'll actually continue the story with something that makes sense. Happy Tuesday! |
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From: NinjaMaster
| Posted: 12/25/2007 8:46:49 PM | Message Detail
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ok, so that was a hastily thrown together mess of an update with absolutely no point whatsoever. But I can justify it by assuming no one still bothers to check this topic anyway! Merry Christmas!
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I've got good news: I just saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to no car insurance. |
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From: Juteralo
| Posted: 12/27/2007 8:27:05 PM | Message Detail
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O_O
Quite a surprise...and I noticed...I did really...it wasn't...a...umm...accident or anything like that...
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. |
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From: Elite Gamer
| Posted: 1/1/2008 2:07:48 PM | Message Detail
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Man you're too commercial. So much chain product placement.
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Everyone is all for imagination, but when you can't distinguish between fantasy and reality -OOHH! All of a sudden you've gone too far. |
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