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Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Antimatter + It Doesn't Matter.
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some
outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying
mouse.
Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason
to change direction.
 
Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap
just taken.
Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as
uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for
the cat.
First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will,
therefore, use as little energy as possible.
Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.
Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of
light.
Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot
in any given room.
Law of Cat Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum
amount of human foot traffic.
Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do
something.
"THE CREATION" according to a cat
And God said, let
there be kitties.
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as
food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the
good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created expensive furniture so that the cat would
have objects whereon to sharpen its claws.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy
and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litterbox!
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"KITTIE QUOTE FOR THE DAY"
"People that hate
cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
--Faith Resnick
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