A lot of shit on this planet pisses me off: people who put half eaten bagels in "paper only" bins, men that wear cargo shorts and sandals and the forward facing hat (fricking greenwich kids), that time of the month (and it's always that time, too), Primetime Glick, Paula Poundstone, that movie "Drive Me Crazy" with Melissa Joan Hart, techno remixes, and supermarkets that try to take over the world, just to name a few.

But nothing steams my anger more than the things listed to the side. Oh, they piss me off more than my urinary tract after drinking a quart of Snapple. Snapple=good. Kevin Meaney=ulcer.