Gee goly I dislike the lexus RX300. It's a "classy" SUV. AM I MISSING SOMETHING. SUV stands for "sports utility vehicle." Classy cars are for looking nice in, not driving the kids to cricket practice in. SUVs are for carrying heavy loads of stuff in. They're for driving off road. If you're driving a lexus off road for some reason, then you're an ass. You're saying "I'm classy, but I'm rugged." Why don't you lexus drivers just wear your Sunday best on your off road trip to the woods. You can read GQ while wiping your ass with poison sumac leaves.

Also, the Lexus RX300 has a SPOILER. A FRICKIN SPOILER. Like that heavy piece of shit is going to lift off of the ground. And why would you want to control wind resistance on it? Nobody in their right mind is going to want to race an SUV. Nobody in their right mind would drive an SUV over 70 miles per hour unless they wanted to die in a car crash.

The rear lights are giant parallellograms that extend beyond the rear and onto the side. Why on earth would anyone on the side of you need to know that you're braking. "Oh gee, that lexus that i'm gonna sideswipe is braking."

These fuckers are everywhere. WHY? WHY PEOPLE? It may have a sleek design, but it guzzles gas. You'll look just as trendy in a sedan. I'm sure you enjoy kids with soccer cleats scratching the back of that sucker, but wouldn't a windstar or a minivan be more practical for that? I despise you Lexus RX300. The most useless car of all time.


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