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It's back. The Hollywood Bowl is officially back again! All three of my loyal fans whose lives have been empty since the last version of the Bowl can now rejoice because our time has come again. There is just way too much celebrity bullshit going on to ingnore any longer, someone needs to put these egotistical pricks in their place and I'm just the guy who can do it. I even have the FREE t-shirts available again, so be sure to enter the stupid contest for your chance to win. Click on the links below to start the digression into the deep pile of crap that is known as Hollywood.
You get the EXTRA BONUS FEATURE of two wonderful websites in one!!! You can check out my delightful celebrity bullshit stories right here on the Hollywood Bowl or click on the link below to take you to my unabashed, All-American, anti-terrorist website "America's Best".
With "America's Best" you get all the facts that every red blooded American needs to know so we can defeat the Islamic Fundamentalist Terrorist scumbags that lurk about trying to bring us down and ruin our buzz just because they suck camel cock and we are the most awesome and ultimate people that have ever existed on the planet. By pointing out their worthlesness and laughing at these towel-headed douchbags we will always reign supreme, so do your patriotic duty and check it out right now before some filthy, stinking Islamic fundamentalist sandspook tries to blow you up!!!
Click here to begin your journey into America's Best
And speaking of crap, let's get to what this site is truly about . . . .
ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!!!
So on that note, let's begin with this months delightful collection of bullshit stories. But before we go on, let me assure everyone that there is nothing contained in these illustrious pages that contains one iota of truth. This is nothing but a totally made up collection of lies, lies and even more lies. Plus a healthy dose of half-truths, fabrication, disinformation, misinformation, slander, fiction and out & out bullshit!
There is one thing that you must comprehend before proceeding any further.
IT'S JUST A JOKE!!!
Just click on the bowl of your choice to link you to a pleasant little
bullshit story about your favorite celebrity. Have fun!
Donald Trump
He may be a multi- billionaire but we need to know, what the fuck is on that guys head?
Janet Jackson
I think El DeBarge was right when he said, "Wow! That freakin' twat is crazy."
Macauley Culkin
Little Mac and his band of Lost Boys are Hollywood refugees that refuse to grow up.
Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie launches the red hot vacation spot for dykes and it's finger lickin' good!
Letters From
The Bowl
If the stars had the balls to write 'em, then we would have the balls to print 'em.
Star Quotes
The stars said it. At least I think it was them? Or maybe it was that old, drunk guy at the end of the bar.
!!! Hollywood Bowl Contest !!!
Enter our contest to win your very own Hollywood Bowl¨ T-shirt.
Imagine how cool you'll look walking down the street wearing one of these!
People will say "Wow! You look really cool walking down the street wearing that thing."
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• What Color is Pink's Pussy Hair? •
How's that for a simple contest. All you need to do is let us know whether or not you think Pink has pink pussy hair for your chance to win. Winner will be contacted via e-mail and your fabulous T-shirt will be sent to you sooner or later. Winner will be announced in the next exciting edition of the Hollywood Bowl.
Just e-mail your answer to this month's question to:
reilldeal@optonline.net
If you have a problem with any of the material contained within these pages or if you loved every stinkin' word or even if you're a pathetic, web crawling loser who doesn't have any real friends, then drop us a line. We'd love to hear from you! (Well, actually we wouldn't love to hear from you cause we don't really give a flying fuck) E-Mail any suggestions for improvement, your own made up celebrity bullshit, liable suits, love letters, death threats, homemade porno videos and credit card numbers (with expiration date, please) to:
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