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This website is dedicated to showing the world how much I hate terrorists. I hate terrorist regimes and I especially hate Islamic Fundamentalist terrorists, because they are the most cowardly and retarded individuals ever to roam this planet. It's hard to feel anything except hatred towards these cocksuckers when some fuckin' dirtbag Islamic terrorists are blowing up my home and killing innocent people.

So it's time to focus on the real enemy . . . Islamic Fundamentalist terrorists. We have sat around long enough and ignored these cowardly scumbags even as they bombed the USS Cole. We walked away after they bombed our embassies in Africa. We arrested only a crazy old Muslim cleric, and Santa Claus look-alike, after they detonated a car bomb in the basement of the Twin Towers. And who knows, one day we may end up just like all those poor Jew bastards in Israel who have to deal with these shitheads on a daily basis!

But after September 11th, we knew we could no longer be held silent. After years of ignoring these cowards and allowing them to roam freely because they were not representatives of any "Official State", it was time to start holding the scumbag regimes that support and nurture these sub-humans accountable for their actions. First it was Afghanistan, which rolled over and played dead before it got fun. Then we marched into Baghdad to crush the terrorist supporting regime of the filthy dickwad dictator Saddam Hussein. After that's done we should roll into Syria and Iran to take out any and all members or supporters of Islamic Fundamentalist terrorist organizations. And so on and so on, we should not stop until there is no safe place for terrorists to thrive.

I could be a real right wing, Rush Limbo type of dick, and say something simplistic like, "Let's just drop 100 nuclear missiles on these fuckheads and solve the whole goddam Middle East problem." I could be a pussy and say we must understand the root of their hostilities towards us. But I choose instead to say to the terrorists . . .

FUCK YOU! YOU ARE STUPID PIECES OF SUB-HUMAN SHIT! I LAUGH AT YOU ASSHOLES BECAUSE I AM UNAFRAID OF YOU AND I WILL TAUNT YOU AND HUMILIATE YOU AND LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT HOW YOUR PATHETIC YOUR LIFE IS! THINK OF ME AS THE SHIT RUNS DOWN YOUR LEG WHEN THE BOMBS KEEP COMING TOWARDS YOU . . . CLOSER . . . AND CLOSER.

So laugh along with me as I dismantle the terrorists around the globe! And speaking of crap, let's get back to what this website is really about . . .