Tough Love for ABC Soaps with Tina the Tramp!

Sometimes, the soap folks need a little dose of reality.  Like "Who needs alcoholism, when amnesia's so much more liberating?" or "Just tell'im the baby's his -- in a few weeks, the kid'll be old enough to buy his dad a beer!" Whether it's a kick in the pants or a friendly nudge in the right direction, Aunt Tina's here to give it to them!

"You know you can't wait to get your hands back on Lena!  Go on and tell her about the baby, so you two can PLAY HOUSE and STOP wasting Maggie's time!"

"If I could pull you aside, I'd slap the PEE right out of you!  You've been with ASA, MAX and TODD! Can't you see you are falling in love with the same lying, sneaky, crooked stinkpot for the fourth time?! What's wrong with you?"

"Please don't bite Jax."

PREDICTIONS: On General Hospital, AJ Quartermain has something Sam wants - MONEY, and it's only a matter of time before she goes after it.  Give it one month.

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