The following is a list of every Fortune Cookie saying that I have ever opened up to read. I am still waiting for at least one of them to hold true.
> You will find good luck in the near future...naked in bed. > Your problems can be blessings if you look at them another way....naked in bed. > Answers that sound good aren't necessarily good sound answers....naked in bed. > Kind words cost nothing....naked in bed. > Truth is often a matter of perspective....naked in bed. > By the work one knows the worker....naked in bed. > Happiness is a state of mind....naked in bed. > In words of love a little exaggeration is ok....naked in bed. > Creativity is your ace in the hole....naked in bed. > Your winsome smile is a delight to others....naked in bed. > You will be rich and respected....naked in bed. > You will soon have many bright days....naked in bed. > Body, mind and spirit are one....naked in bed. > You will be successful in your work....naked in bed. > Your reputation of being honest will be very rewarding....naked in bed. > No one ever died from laughing too often....naked in bed. > You will soon be honored by someone you respect....naked in bed. > Others need not lose for you to win....naked in bed. > Worries will vanish if you tackle them bravely....naked in bed. > Your favor will be granted....naked in bed. > Two wrongs don't make a right....naked in bed. > A pleasant surprise is in store for you....naked in bed. > Be positive/not negative....naked in bed. > Any fool can criticize; and many do....naked in bed. > Good fortune in love as well as a better position....naked in bed. > You will be recognized and honored as a community leader....naked in bed. > Someone is speaking well of you....naked in bed. > You will always get what you want through your charm and personality....naked in bed. > Today is a lucky day for those who remain cheerful and optimistic....naked in bed.
Updated: Friday, November 19, 2004 12:01 AM CST
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