Lyrics: No Stupid Answers (just stupid people)

© 2004, N.Massey. Not really to be used without permission.

chords are in square brackets; for example: [C]

[G6]Have you seen[D6] the flowers in the [C]tree?
[G6]Did you see[D6] that bird look at [C]me?
[G6]Do you ride[D6] your bike down the [C]street?
[G6]And d'you[D6] get sore from the [C]seat?

pre-chorus: [F]it might well be [C]crazy
[F]it could be quite [C]bad
[F]I try to not be [C]lazy
but they're the [B7]best questions I have

[G6]Do you [D6]find it tiring at [C]night?
[G6]Does Halloween[D6]give you a [C]fright?
[G6]Are you [D6]frightened of the [C]dark?
[G6]Will you [D6]run naked through the[C]park?

pre-chorus: [F]it might be quite [C] crazy,
[F]it might seem quite [C] bad
[F]I try not to be [C] lazy
but they're the [B7]best questions I have

chorus: [E7] That's...[A] why
[Fm#] Parkinson has [Cm#]nothin' to fear
[Fm#] Parkinson has [Cm#]nothin' to fear
[Fm#] Parkinson has [Cm#]nothin' to fear
[n/c] And niether does Jonathan Ross!

[G6]Do you try[D6]to save [C]energy?
[G6]Could you marry[D6]a girl, like[C]me?
[G6]Will you put[D6]your money into[C] stocks?
[G6]Did you [D6]ever catch [C]chickenpox?

chorus: [E7] That's...[A] why
[Fm#] Letterman's plain [Cm#] sailing,
[Fm#] Leno can't [Cm#] go wrong,
[Fm#] And the [Cm#] Kumars at 42
[n/c] Are laughing at this song

[G6]Did you ever[D6] want to be quite[C] rich?
[G6]Or the [D6] most almighty [C]bwitch?
[G6]I don't know[D6]about you, but this[C]for me.
[G6]All I ever [D6]want is to be[C] happy.

pre-chorus: [F] I know it sounds [C] crazy,
[F]you must think me [C] mad
[F]I know it's not [C] crazy
I just want to be [B7] quite glad.

chorus: [E7] That's... [A] why
[Fm#] I am writing[Cm#] songs you see
[Fm#] That is why[Cm#] I'm here
[Fm#] I don't care[Cm#] if it sounds wrong
[n/c] it's just what I do.