Chinese Dragon is out to get you!
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: HAH like i care TV brainwashes you.........cooominnng maaaaaahhssssteerrrrr
Topic: The World is Mine to Take

How cool? How totally Fxxxing cool is that???? Yeah I'm keeping this site PG-13 for as long as I can withstand it. Thank you, people, I love you all.

An update on me (for those of you who care) My nose was jogging along at a comfortable rate (not quite running) before I took alot of vitamin C and got tipsy. WHO KNEW VITAMIN C MADE YOU TIPSY????? Not me, that's for sure. I practicallly fell down ten flights of stairs around seven times. A few times people caught me, but you get the deal.
If I ever recover, I will be sure to post it.

But you know, potatoes will always have eyes and corn will always have ears, so you might want to watch your step from now on.

Thats it, I need a nap.

Guess who's back (back....back.....) back again (gain.....gain....)
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: Voting day......people lined up to vote...ooooh yeaaaah!
Topic: The World is Mine to Take
well, i guess its been a while because its voting day already and I (as usual) have to put my two cents in about it....all i have to say is:
***some patriotic song begins***
VOTE, my people, and you will be delivered from the hellfires that would burn in your soul for four ore years otherwise. VOTE and you will see the deliveration of yourselves! (that is unless your candidate is not picked....ha ha to those of you that this happens to) VOTE and your life will be good! The sun will shine and little people (aka children) will frollic amongst the blooming flowers.

If you ask me who I'm voting for, you know what I have to say?????
I have no idea, and furthermore, if I did, I would not tell any of you.
Aaaanyyy hooow.....I really cant say that I feel so strongly about this whole thing. Personally, I'll probably just close my eyes and jab at a random spot in front of me. Whoever's closest gets my vote.

Things are so boring I braided the tassels on the end of my scarf....oh well.... nothing better

THE PORK IS FLYIN!!!!!
-me

Knock-knock. Who's there? ME SO STOP BEING A SKITZO AND OPEN THE DOOR.
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah Baaaaaatmaaaan!
Topic: The World is Mine to Take
I've decided that I need a superhero identity.
I think I will become the night capader.

(hahahahaha)

oh well. let's see....for superpowers:
1) flying (definitely. doesn't everyone wish they could? capt the people who have a fear of flying, i guess...)
2) laser eyebeams (toast would be no problemo for me)
3) the ability to breathe underwater (awesome, huh?)
4) animal-speak powers (you get what i mean, if you dont, get offa my website.)
5) the ability to find out where socks go when you lose them in the dryer

(BY THE WAY: If anyone actually knows about number five, TELL ME!!! None of my socks match anymore. In fact I have one blue sock and one pink tye-dye sok on at the current moment. IF THAT IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT IS)

what I wish I had --->

and

actually, all cheese tastes the same to me.
I believe i may be getting senile at fifteen (ish)

this says it all:


(yay! my site is great)

that's all for today folks, and please, don't let your poodles out. The mailmen can't take it, and we're sick of saving small children.

LOVE!!