If only I was an octopus
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Spi-DAH-Man! He's surfing on action!
Topic: this is special


If I was an octopus I would definitely look like that. I would just be octopusing about while I drool. Plus I could stare at fast moving things. And thats definitely fun to the extreme.



You know, this one was odd. They labeled it "something-or-another-with-dummy"
SINCE WHEN THE HELL IS A PACIFIER A DUMMY? I KNOW KIDS CALL THEM BINKY (so stupid. Every kid I've ever known and babysat for called their friggin' pacifier a binky. WHY? I dont know. All I know is is that one kid used it and other kids pick it up and it is just like slang words for little kids. "Yo baby you got a binky?" "Shore do." Can you picture that? I can't)



Little kid on caffiene.

Okay, done.

Top Ten Things To Do When Shopping Begins To Suck
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: How to kill a piece of string, performed by my friend's cat
Topic: This is effing Hilarious
1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
4. Put some M&M's on lay away.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

(I got this in an email from a friend and it was worthy of my webby status)

I tried #4 #6 #7 and #10
(It was hilarious to the extreme)

I NEEEED CAFFIENE. DO YOU HEAR ME? I NEED IT. IT NEEDS ME. HELLLLP......
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: the previews. JACKIE CHAN! HI-YAAAAAH!
Topic: UGH.....NONE, THANK YOU
that is it. i am stranded in a library.
HELP.
Can anyone out there hear me?
If you can, please, BEAM ME UP scotty! (C)
(have you ever wanted something copywrited or trademarked or registered because you can put the funky little symbol after your stuff? Yeah, me too.)

I'm trademarking myself.
(hah)

am I tired.

Is anyone else's "work day" 12 hours long? And that's just where you ARE at work.
Not counting when you're off and just doing work.

I say we get "THE MAN" and we show him the one-two-seven how it's done, OKAY PUNK?!?!?!?!

okay I really need some sleep.
I'm ranting and I don't even get it, which is very sad.

STILL STRANDED. FEEL LIKE GILLIGAN.

COULD USE A CHOCOLATE BAR.

love to the peeps reading this.

Knock-knock. Who's there? ME SO STOP BEING A SKITZO AND OPEN THE DOOR.
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah Baaaaaatmaaaan!
Topic: The World is Mine to Take
I've decided that I need a superhero identity.
I think I will become the night capader.

(hahahahaha)

oh well. let's see....for superpowers:
1) flying (definitely. doesn't everyone wish they could? capt the people who have a fear of flying, i guess...)
2) laser eyebeams (toast would be no problemo for me)
3) the ability to breathe underwater (awesome, huh?)
4) animal-speak powers (you get what i mean, if you dont, get offa my website.)
5) the ability to find out where socks go when you lose them in the dryer

(BY THE WAY: If anyone actually knows about number five, TELL ME!!! None of my socks match anymore. In fact I have one blue sock and one pink tye-dye sok on at the current moment. IF THAT IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT IS)

what I wish I had --->

and

actually, all cheese tastes the same to me.
I believe i may be getting senile at fifteen (ish)

this says it all:


(yay! my site is great)

that's all for today folks, and please, don't let your poodles out. The mailmen can't take it, and we're sick of saving small children.

LOVE!!

GLITTERY....OoOoOhh......
Mood:  party time!
Now Playing: cheez-whiz the movie. please excuse the drool stains on the chairs.
Topic: this is special
Just pics for today, I'm afraid. please, keep the tears back. I will write again!