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The Cunt Song Lyrics by: Steven & Tia Vocals by the Seven Cunt Dwarfs: Fishy, Crotchy, Twatty, Tainty, Pubey, Snappy, and the Beav We clean the walls and we scrub the clit We wash down the halls and Clorox the lips Cleaning her cunt is our only wish, Until she doesn't smell like fish, We love to work in our little hole, Scrubbing and cleaning fills our souls The worst thing possible is STDS, So always wear a condom please, We shampoo the shag rug everyday, So we can go out to frolic and play After a day's hard work on tired legs, We rest on ovaries and fry some eggs Every once in a while a visitor comes in, Then we must begin our cleaning again, Sweeping out all the tadpoles is our concentrated endeavor, We wouldn’t want our hole to get any bigger! We constantly worship the goddess clit, We show our devotion with hands and lips What joy we know when the goddess says “blessed be”, Our only prayer is that she doesn’t pee --We do not view that as a golden opportunity! When the day is done and the goddess is appeased, We go to fallopian tubes and sleep with ease. Explanation: Steven and I were talking on the phone at about three one morning when a discussion came up about fishy smelling vagina. I’m not going to name who’s was smelly….hehe. Anyway I told him that at no time did mine EVER smell like fish. NEVER. He decided I must have “Cunt Cleaning Dwarfs.” And so the song began. Give us a break it was 3am and we were sleep deprived. Yes we even named the dwarfs.

Some other songs you may like are Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair, Prisin Bitch, and Dear Penis. These were wavs that were sent to me. If you'd like to download the wav send me an e-mail telling me which one.