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Lyrics and Vocals by: unknown Sung to the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy” Well life on her crotch is kinda laid back Watchin’ them peckers tryin’ to get in her crack I get messy when they’re slippin’ off the track Thank god I’m a pubic hair Well she fluffs me up when she’s goin’ on a date Brushes me aside when she’s gonna masturbate Scratches me to death if her period is late Thank god I’m a pubic hair When she’s not really horny she uses vaseline Takes a little show then rubs me clean I appreciate when I’m covered with cream Thank god I’m a pubic hair Well I like it when they eat but I don’t like when they diddle I get crushed when they’re poundin’ on her middle Curl right up when she takes a little piddle Thank god I’m a pubic hair yeehaw |
