January to March - April to June - July to September - October to December
Due to lack of access at the time of typing, no archive of early October posts existed. I'll add the early October part, eventually.
First message of October - ??? It was probably very funny.
Early October - Katarina's baby is born. Knight Holiday is
declared.
October 17 - KnightRC gets onto the Legends List. Myztek prefers
to wear dirty clothes instead of washing, Durin just goes naked.
Dragonblood can't get on AA as much, due to crackdowns at work.
October 18 - Rosalind begs Durin to put his clothes back on.
Oblique comes back after 2 days, wondering how 17 new posts about
dirty laundry appear.
October 19 - Sarin returns. Tralus believes that the Viper guild
is gonna suck. Buxley replies, commenting about Tralus dissing a
thing that doesn't exist. Buxley then goes on in another post
about coding a stamp collecting class. Rosalind is first in line
to join.
October 20 - Tralus explains he thought it sucked for a role-playing
point of view.
October 21 - Durin ponders the possiblity of someone who is
actually nice.
October 22 - No forageables in Argeld's future. Duck's birthday.
Tinybat combines the best of both worlds, where rangers would
find postage stamps in rocks and shrubs. Oblique asks for help
making a Knights Page.
October 24 - Tandara joins the Knights.
October 26 - UndeadGuy strains to pull a witty comment from
Petite's post. Odessa gets a strange feeling of deja vu.
October 27 - Gustav reports on UndeadGuy leaving the den (brought
to you by the letter A). Wench proposes changing Undie's name to
"Boofbutt".
October 28 - Enygma wants Tandara to make up her mind. Dreyfus
denies anything to do with Tandara joining the Knights.
October 29 - Durin makes you know he has halloween, double stuff
Oreo cookies. Aly has many as well.
October 30 - Abby prefers the green Oreos at St. Patrick's day.
Duck wonders if you have tried the white chocolate Oreos.
Knightrc makes sure you don't forget about pure chocolate (butterfinger..mmmm...).
Durin makes sure you don't lay a finger on his butterfinger.
Well, Duck can, if she seductively drools again. Knightrc
comments that most anything Duck does is seductive.
October 31 - Duck thinks everyone are quacks, but loves them
anyway.
Last message of October - Odessa tells Smurn about dsoul (Smurn wanted Duck to code a 'kgreet all' command).
First message of November - Durin gets distracted, wondering what Duck was drooling on.
November 3 - Knightrc posts another message on the Knights
page, asking for help.
November 4 - UndeadGuy gets a job. Kaga wonders who the god we
pledge loyalty to is. Smurn believes it was Dawg.
November 5 - Durin says to pledge loyalty to Paladine and Antana.
Argeld says to say no to Paladine. UndeadGuy says say no to
Paladins. Tritana comments that UndeadGuy never says no to her.
ScarecraZy says to worship any official AA god, although Paladine
is not one of them. Durin concedes, just thinking he dreamed that.
November 8 - Gustav posts his Lobster trilogy part 3. Kinda
unfulfilling.
November 10 - Gustav is proud to have killed all the threads.
Stormsong returns as Meranath, promising not to stop at level 19.
November 13 - Faramir just makes sure you know the den has been
quiet for 2 days. Knightrc is relieved, he thought his client
wouldn't let him see anymore posts. UndeadGuy wants you to now
know him as Un-Deed-Guh-Why.
November 14 - Tritana (Tree-tahn-uh) wants to know the reason.
UndeadGuy says there isn't. ScarecraZy makes the Law team.
November 15 - ScarecraZy says this just proves her to be insane.
Meranath knew that already.
November 17 - Phisher wants to be able to tie ear bags with sinew
around his neck. Durin "simplificates" it, saying
that's too many more actions.
November 18 - Wench wonders why Gustav went and rewizzed.
November 20 - Wench eats Gustav's lobster.
November 21 - Wench returns (well, that was obvious), promising
to wiz.
November 23 - Wench tries to stir up some messages on the board.
Abby grovels in forgiveness. Dragonblood's birthday, supposedly.
Knightrc talks about the Knight Page, talking about a
Thanksgiving release.
November 24 - Wench thanks Abby, for knowing who the real Queen
is.
November 25 - Bryghtblade posts "The Truth about Fish and
Rabbits" (story about Suze) and "Effaw and the Gang
meet their End" (story about Zwr).
November 27 - Bboys leaves for America. Bryghtblade makes sure
you know all about the Law rules about giving out quest info and
help. Wench slides slowly back into the 80's.
November 29 - Wench comments about the nonstop yapping of the
Knights.
November 30 - Wench wonders where UndeadGuy is. Ogrekiller
wonders when mages would be allowed into the guild. UndeadGuy
shows the chances as nonexistent. Wench believes when hell
freezes over. Dowi remembers when Dale's session said "No
more mages in the Order! That's an Order!"
Last message of November - Maxim is glad to see Wench again.
First message of December - Wench chases Maxim around, her cane wielded. Insulted at being called old, defends herself by saying she's "not as old as that geezer Suze."
December 1 - Maxim continues to taunt Wench, calling her old (yet
again).
December 4 - Phanatic stops playing AA.
December 5 - Durin produces evidence of Paladine being an actual
AA god. Suze thinks he's crazy regardless. Tritana thinks what
kind of loser would have an Eldar alt. Odessa believes the Eldar
to be a bunch of goofoffs and smap up the line talking about sex
sex sex. Jerricho requests a spear progression list, Woozle gives
his tips on spear progression.
December 6 - Petite goes off. Abby is just happy that Petite got
it out of her system.
December 7 - Boofy calls everyone a bunch of boofheads. Knightrc
replies to Abby, saying that it's that time of month again.
December 8 - Abby thinks that Knightrc is either very young, very
brave, or very stupid with his remark. Because of that Petite can
make his life on the game miserable. Jerricho thinks anyone who
can have their life ruined by AA is a loser. Abby notes the
difference between miserable and ruined. Knightrc quickly
concedes, thinking he's screwed. Durin tries to make peace of the
situation. Petite is unsure of the wizard who would want to zap
Knightrc. Durin tries his best to explain to Petite the situation.
December 9 - Petite posts something (again, I dunno what it means).
Knightrc ends the situation.
December 10 - Odessa grumbles about Petite ruining the suprise
about her lesbian conversion. Kushana comments about the last
bunch of posts. Petite promises not the tell about how they like
to pee.
December 11 - Moriah joins the Knights, glad that we aren't the
Eldar. Durin calls Suze a "snarfblathering Golgathrob".
Suze just thinks Durin is jealous that she can tackle faster.
Durin says that Suze tackles like his grandmother. Suze wonders
why Durin's grandmother is tackling him. Durin says he just used
a metaphor and calls Suze a "Hagsnaftureising Pollyglotal
Weezendorf". Deynon posts the URL to his character pic.
Durin comments that if you like drawings by God, go look.
December 12 - Durin is supposed to be studying. Bryghtblade makes
1 million experience. Omicron does too.
December 13 - Saxon posts a small rack complaint. Odessa, the
cleric, says its okay to kill wild animals since they have pelts,
meat, and sinew (which is unfair we don't!) Cambridge wonders if
its possible rename sealed packs so they don't get easily mixed
up with regular packs when taking from racks. Dragonblood wonders
why Suze's grandmothers don't tackle her.
December 14 - They're both dead. Suze's grandmothers of course.
Pipeline forgets his pants. Dragonblood excuses Suze from the
tackling grandmother thing. Bytre acts upon Cambridge's
suggestion. Durin and Suze thank him.
December 15 - Hiss is just spamming, don't mind him. Luckdragon
wishes everyone a happy millenium. Petite makes sure that you
know that 2000 isn't the start of a new millenium (groan).
Knightrc wonders if there is still a reason to party. Petite says
sure, but will be staying at home with her family to watch the
world blow up. Knightrc wonders why the world would blow up if it
isn't a new millenium. Undeadguy is safe and secure with the new
year, since other big countries will roll over before him, so he
will be prepared.
December 16 - Ruddy posts a rack suggestion. Sell off rack junk
before reboot, then use that money to buy new junk after reboot.
Kushana comments about the demonizing of her character in
Knightrc's story (really good story, feel free to finger me for
addy *shameless self-promotion*).
December 17 - Valacar wonders why Mages can't join the Knights,
but Zarkan can walk around. Druenarrii says you that he is the
King's adviser and Prince's tutor. Lissa and her cabbages. Lissa
also takes applications for any character pictures for Knightrc's
Knight page. Mert posts a nice "guess the Christmas song"
game. Tmbg comments that Ruddy's suggestion does now affect your
rack status. December 18 - Abby is sick that Mert wrote all that.
Bryghtblade backs up Tmbg's post. Mert admits that she didn't
write them, but got them in an email. Dragonblood offers to help
Bryghtblade in making money.
December 19 - Durin leaves for a week.
December 20 - Abby can't imagine that someone could write line
for line what Mert did. Mert is not insulted, because all she did
was copy and paste. Katarina posts her results to thespark.com
Love Test. She should stay in her relationship, receiving a rare
love award. Knightrc posts his results and ends up with a
whopping 6 wedges of discontent (out of 6 people, I
need some love).
December 21 - Knightrc posts the January '99 archive. Hey, when
you post, you post.
December 22 - Abby utters one word to the Knightrc's post. Cool.
Dragonblood gets only 1 wedge of discontent, but an 8 morality
and 10 sex.
December 23 - Knightrc posts the Feburary '99 archive.
December 24 - Knightrc posts the March to May '99 archive.
Omicron posts the directions to the nonexistent Viper guild.
Buxley says that the guild has not been written, and will not go
there if it will be written. Omicron says he found the location,
comparing the map to the one on Zan's page. Peavey is shocked
that Buxley is giving out wiz info. Tritana suggests to archkill
him before the poison spreads (probably Omicron). Ogrekiller
finds the archives to be so funny, he fell out of his chair.
Undeadguy says to keep the archives coming. Bryghtblade wishes
everyone a merry christmas.
December 25 - Knightrc wishes everyone a Merry Christmas. Mention
of the next big holiday, his birthday (January 3). Posts June and
July '99 archives. Other Christmas wishes by Faramir, Scarecrazy,
and Katarina. Katarina says that Mert is actually a great sister
and aunt, but don't tell her she said that.
December 26 - Mert comments on how 3 minutes older than Katarina
makes her an old bag. She may be older, but Katarina is still
uglier. Birthday wishes for the two twins, Katarina and Mert from
Flea, Scarecrazy, Llandra, and Serena. Buckingham's computer
crashes. Decon suggests that only sealed packs can be taken by
the people who sealed them. Suze backs up the suggestion,
commenting that a few sealed packs have been reported trashed.
December 27 - Caryn wishes a happy birthday to the twins.
Katarina says she had a great one. Rhone says that the sealed
pack suggestion would be just like getting Eldar lockers. Colette
says all people want is being able to protect that sealed packs
from other hands.
December 28 - Khala comments on sealed pack abuses. Popcornfart
thinks that the sealed packs is just crud. Dragonblood kinda
agrees with Popcornfart. Decon again restates his original
suggestion. Ogrekiller wonders if uniques in sealed packs get
reset. Rowdyone posts a "love me" post. Dragonblood
responds to that, saying that it doesn't deserve a response.
December 29 - Serena shows the difference between Eldar lockers
and Sealed Packs. Rhone says that it is somewhat similar, since
you have no limit in the number of packs you can seal. Petite
makes sure that Knights are happy about what they got, since
other guilds complain about not having Knight packs. Undeadguy
shows off his skills. Only 5 left in marksmanship. Dragonblood
loves the sealed pack idea, but comments on how it can be abused.
Knightrc posts the August to September '99 archives.
December 30 - Suze posts her response to rack whining (burn it
and sweep the ashes). Slade congratulates Dragonblood on her
marriage. Knightrc also does the same, but tells Dragonblood they
he's always there if she's going to run away. Durin comments on
the lack of mentioning of the husband's name. Decon concedes his
sealed pack suggestion. Flea gains a scar, after a battle to
death with Giant Tick. Scarecrazy says that was the funniest post
she has seen in awhile. Buckingham cheers for Dragonblood getting
married, although he is a little teary eyed. Mert fears a Y2K bug
strike, with her little "carol". Dragonblood thanks
everyone for their congratulations. Knightrc says that
Dragonblood is married to Bowman.
December 31 - Zedi wishes everyone a happy new year.
Last message of 1999 - Undeadguy wishes everyone a happy new year. He's also gonna get really drunk.