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First message of '99 - Abraham hangs Argeld by his toes in the den.

Jan 3 - KnightRC's Birthday. No one celebrates, since KnightRC isn't even created.
Jan 4 - UndeadGuy talks about his job. Asks others to make sure he gets to bed before midnight.
Jan 6 to Jan 9 - Discussion of what to call a soft drink. Soda, pop, pepsi, coke, or fizzy drink. No conclusion.
Jan 9 - Suze defines E-hole. (Person who is rude, selfish, and obnoxious to others online).
Jan 11 - A newbie (Newbiebutt) shames the Knights. Dragonburp insults UndeadGuy's looks. Suze complains about not being able to take anything from racks.
Jan 12 - Katarina defends UndeadGuy.
Jan 12 to Jan 14 - Wishful thinking about new Knight Shop items (mainly a Knight's Club). Stops when people realize, it aint gonna even pass balance.
Jan 17 - Wench celebrates her 2 year RL anniversary to Ringward.
Jan 19 - 6 Knights make first mortal council. Undeadguy, Tarr, Bazhi, Druenarrii, Xandrax, and Zwr. Undeadguy and Tarr cheer at a test mud Knights Den to idle in.
Jan 24 - Suze posts the famous "Childrens Books You'll Never See" list. Kryos posts "Story of a Guild". Rosalind posts "You've been playing too much AA..." list.
Jan 26 - Argeld disowns "Argie" a playful nickname. First mentions of "Undie".
Jan 27 to Jan 28 - Dias asks about death. Mert posts that the current death record (held by her) is 59 (give or take a few). Druenarrii is awfully close though.
Jan 28 to Jan 30 - First mentions by ScarecraZy and Suze of Katarina's pregancy. The congrats continue on.

Last message of January. UndeadGuy states he's very happy to have weekends off.

First message of February - Hiss gives his congrats to Katarina, and thinks UndeadGuy is drunk and stoned, but won't say anything.

February 1 - Kryos celebrates his 2 year RL anniversary.
February 3 - Lokrius whines about long potion naming. Kataana quietly mocks him, only to explain her actions the next day. Mzytek supports Lokrius the next day. Kyros posts some damn good thoughts.
February 4 - Katarina is about 2 or 3 months along in her pregancy. Grunthex tells her that early blood tests indicate the offspring will be an orc. Kryos suggests it will a Half-Dwarf, Half-Orc, Paladin Knight Baby. Mert calls it a Dorc (Dork).
February 5 - Skya suggests them to be twin orcs (seems to run in the family).
February 6 - Santiago posts his opinion.
February 8 - Dias posts interesting new Fighter ideas (blur, paralyze, and bloodlust). Very reveals Santiago's "opinion" really a line from Monty Python's Flying Circus.
February 9 - UndeadGuy seriously says he will take the suggestions in the consideration (with the other Fighter reps). He's shocked that he actually talked so seriously. Laperd states his only concern is the lack of a negative side to the new ideas. Santiago wonders about where Fighters stand on the balance scale (since they have hard times killing magic casting monsters).
February 10 - Defarge gives a bow in greeting. Khane, Hiss, and Katarina are all shocked that he's still alive. Laperd says that there is no fun in a class being able to kill every monster on a mud. Santiago states that he was only really complaining about Fighters being low on the balance scale.
February 12 - Durk returns. Tinada states that Tarr, Undie, Rhys, Argeld, Stormsong, Da Bait, Kwat, Valkyria, Kro, (Israel), etc. etc. owes her a party each.
February 13 - Abby leaves for Vegas. Khane can't gamble....
February 14 - Valentine's Day. Everyone sits around and grumbles a lot.
February 16 - ...But Bboys can.
February 17 - Kataana goes into labor. The heartwarming continues, as Kryos brings a foster child to his home.
February 18 - Kataana goes into back labor. Damn painful. Posts a message which states how she's doing. Also gives some tips for Katarina and her pregancy.
February 20 - Wench catches up with the times and makes sure nobody forgets "Gussie".
February 21 - Levoria gets 7 minutes to post a message. He says its great about no rack whining, or bitching about other knights posted on the board. Formal announcement of Serena's and Kryos' wedding. Bayonet goes mad, and wonders what's the deal? Marajade finds the Knight Board to be the most mature board around.
February 22 - KnightRC posts his first message (what was he smoking?). Wolfsong's 21st birthday. Bayonet talks about rumors that Serena is having an affair with Badguy. Bayonet tells her to keep away from him, cause Badguy is HIS!
February 23 - Kataana's baby nears. UndeadGuy talks about getting a virbating page and calling himself every 5 minutes.
February 24 - Myztek freezes himself until July. Bayonet actually makes a sane message congratulating Serena and Kryos.
February 25 - Insomniac (alt of Myztek) explains the mass freezing as a way to remove all distractions for wizardhood. Bayonet explains his affair message was complete bullsh*t.
February 27 - KnightRC takes a leave of absence (no one cares). Marajade posts interesting ideas about an arena area (with no deaths). Supported by Kryos and Isildur.
February 28 - Serena and Kryos' wedding. Mert coaches Undie's Knights to victory in a Bloodbowl tournament. UndeadGuy wonders what the hell that was. Dragonburp explains Bloodbowl to be a Games Workshop creation (really bloody version of football).

Last message of February - Katarina cheers ScarecraZy for reaching Creator status.

First message of March: Mert cheers ScarecraZy on for her new level. Also explains about the whole UndeadGuy coaching thing.

March 1 - Laperd shows his disapproval of the arena idea, and also states that old law had problems with "honor battles". Durin wonders if the monolith is ScarecraZy's area.
March 2 - Epenetus takes credit for the monolith. ScarecraZy taunts the general popluation, and tells everyone that her area is unaccessible to mortals (at the time). Druenarrii gives an easy solution to honor battles. Don't report them.
March 5 - Dragonburp wants Zarkan outta the den. Although, letting mages would be another solution, he says.
March 6 - Rhys' name is pronounced 'Fred'. ScarecraZy loves to make fun of people. Petite knows who you are, but loves you anyways.
March 7 - Continued Zarkan bitching. Bayonet blames the French.
March 9 - Zarkan and Gilbert both suck (according to Bboys). Kataana's contractions get 5 minutes apart and goes to the hospital.
March 10 - More posted anger to the French. Levoria really puts his point across.
March 11 - Sharamander posts his angry reply to the anti-French posts on the board. UndeadGuy wonders how one of his smartass comments started it all. Insomniac goes of on how a negative comment does not mean mass hate.
March 12 - Badguy goes off on how he's gonna kill Zarkan and Gilbert.
March 13 - Petite is flattered you think enough about her to hate her. UndeadGuy nullifies Badguy's demands. Suze wants less weirdos, and more orc ears. Knightrc suggests some normality come back to the board (yeah right). Katarina calls craziness when Mert walks down the Champs Elysses shouting "I hate the f-ing frogs." Badguy promises to overthrow all the competing princes. Bayonet defends Gilbert.
March 14 - Dreyfus defines boofheadry. Necrotic returns.
March 15 to March 16 - Petite, Insomniac, and Suze all address love letters to UndeadGuy. UndeadGuy sends one to himself, stating "you suck!"
March 17 - Dragonburp declares it duck season.
March 18 - No, rabbit season! Actually (as Coolidge tells us) its bounty season. Suze posts a very funny Bugs/Fudd/Daffy exchange.
March 20 - Vloekit keeps the funny streak going. True boofheadry.
March 22 - UndeadGuy shows that he is unimpressed by the LA Clippers. Argeld defends his team. Tarr wonders if they'll manage to find 2 games at the end of the season. Wench grumbles about the St. Louis Rams (the old Rams, people) and eats Gustav's lobster.
March 23 - Wow, the LA Clippers won another. Argeld's breath holding paid off. Dragonburp feels like emailing code instead of wizzing, and Epenetus shows interest.
March 24 - Someone dumps a ton of peanuts on Misha (reported by Farell). UndeadGuy pretends to know no one on, due to their silliness.
March 25 - Abby asks UndeadGuy about their "baby". UndeadGuy denies any relation to that subject. Dragonburp reports the whole Scythe guild as a bug.
March 27 - Levoria vents his anger on war-hero stories. Knightrc takes another leave of absence (and comes back the next hour). Defarge wonders if its possible to have a wav file play when a Knight enters the game. Levoria offers his services, by going to Defarge's house and using a tape player everytime UndeadGuy logs in. Defarge laughs, but Levoria wasn't kidding.
March 28 - ScarecraZy finds out that Gilbert is really Argeld's child! Explains everything. Insomniac denies the charge for Argeld, but makes sure you ask UndeadGuy where he was when Gilbert was born.

Last message of March - Badguy decently explains Defarge on how to make sounds play on certain actions.

Not exactly sure when Kataana had the baby, although I would pinpoint it around March 10 - 11. No exact board post, probably done over the line.