January to March - April to June - July to September - October to December

First message of April - Sharamander welcomes Cryos back, and also asks for some money (he's not greedy of course).

April 1 - April Fool's Day. High point, was a post by Princess Tarr.
April 5 - Suze gives excellent words to live by.
April 6 - Chichi returns. Argeld notes his own absence. Levoria starts up "funniest fake log" contest. Knightrc posts his entry.
April 7 - Gustav reposts 'Decapods of the World, Unite!' for the contest. First place seems locked in.
April 8 - Stormsong gives a plea that everyone make sure to take care of ScarecraZy when she leaves for home. Levoria shows respect to those who put up with him in his newbie time.
April 9 - Saria posts her entry. Knightrc further disbelieves any chance of winning.
April 10 - Levoria gives postive comments on Druenarrii's bashing ability. Chichi posts an entry, but only as an excuse to use UndeadGuy's name in a post.
April 12 - Dragonburp posts his "drunken death" entry. Cryos comments that he shouldn't die to Razar in it. Caryn posts something about independent Princess Suze eating a frog.
April 13 - Dragonburp takes 3rd, Saria 2nd, and Gustav 1st in Levoria's contest.
April 14 - Suze wants to kill Liander. Durin posts "Death singing" fake log note. Death can really sing "The End".
April 15 to April 16 - Various suggestions that Durin's brain be replaced with Alton's.
April 17 - Knightrc posts his newbie memories (he's still a newbie though).
April 19 - Durin lets April 18 go by without a post! A day that will live in infamy.
April 20 - Levoria makes sure you smoke your weed. Merry Christmas.
April 21 - Dmitri posts his parody-like newbie memories. Suze craves a silly post.
April 22 - If you ask, you shall recieve. Various silly posts appear. Tristan desires Knights that actually live up to their reputation. Caryn posts the 'Drunk' story. Bayonet goes through his Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde phase in four different posts to Tristan. Badguy leaves for Spain.
April 25 to April 29 - Probably the most memorable moment of '99. UndeadGuy's offspring appears in mass hordes. I think someone was drinking and said on the knightline "Hey, let's freak out UndeadGuy!". Various posts on the boards by Undead spawn. They are, but not limited to:

Undeadbeast, Undeadbeer, Undeadburp, Undeadgirl, Undeadhead, Undeadkitty, Undeadtank, Undeadbrat, Undeaddoggy, Undeadboy, Undeadgramp, Undeadrose, Undeadchick, Undeadbruke, Undeadumbra, Undeadling, Undeadmom, Undeadsuze, Undeaddizzy, Undeadlady, Undiesbabe, Undeadjerk, Undeadgay, Undeadrrat, Undeadkhane. Oh, and Undeadrc was probably in there too.

And you thought you needed protection.

Last message of April - Scythespy wonders how Albert is so quick to respond in giving a greeting.

First message of May - Khane wants Scythespy to get a life. May 1 - Knightrc wonders where Kushana went (which basically continues for the rest of the summer).
May 2 - Undeadboy (who got level to 4?) makes a statement for all the Undead children that UndeadGuy actually wants them all. First post about Drakhiya reaches the Knights.
May 6 - Various suggestions shot into the air. Being able to do two knightline commands at once, forming knight groups, and the infamous ksquelch. Laperd picks up on them.
May 7 to May 8 - Knightrc posts some info on real life armours. Little interest.
May 9 - Knightrc proposes a knight leadership change.
May 10 - Argeld shuts down Knightrc's proposal, by restating that all the people listing in 'khelp people' are ex-Elders. Dragonburp finds Petite to be a feature, not a bug. UndeadGuy made sure we all feel happy about what Knights got (their own store, and the best pack in game). Cryos starts babbling, supporting the current leadership system. Knightrc concedes.
May 11 - UndeadGuy celebrates his 3 year anniversary playing AA. Dragonburp revealed as that guy who created all the undeadspawn.
May 12 - Levoria suggests the knight shop should start selling GFPs, Star Armours, Tree Trunks, and Destructors for 1k for Barons, 200 for Princes. Defarge suggests an 'sc' type command which would let Knights see their current status (hunger, poison, drunkeness). UndeadGuy goes off wildly, with his own "suggestions". Laperd, Defarge, and Durin bat around the issue all day.
May 13 - Ruddy starts a story. UndeadGuy and Katarina give their parts. ScarecraZy finishes it up. Defarge and Laperd still keep pressing their points.
May 14 - Ruddy adds to her own story. Durin ends it in his way. Dragonburp and Khane add their own parts. Suze congratulates Jen on her baby (which should be delivered in January).
May 15 - Wench hopes Gustav doesn't add his part to the story.
May 16 - Wolfrider probably posts the first serious note in awhile. Gustav posts his part to the story. Petite gives a nice little ending.
May 17 - Defarge posts the first "my skills" note for the year. 100 flail, club and longsword.
May 19 - UndeadGuy's birthday. He also posts his skills, just cause you all asked. He also prays Suze only posted his birthday message on 2 boards.
May 21 - Khane comes back, due to popular demand. Bayonet suggests the guild be called the "Knaggrets".
May 22 - UndeadGuy posts his abilities (due to peer pressure). Various crazy reponses.
May 23 - The story (after a bit of absence) continues up, thanks to ScarecraZy and Petite.
May 24 - Knightrc wonders how you can take from racks, even if your neutral. Dragonburp and Zurich explain that you can do that, if your on the good side of neutral. (What the heck is "good neutral"?)
May 25 - Zurich calls Khane a fruit.
May 26 - A grapefruit?, Khane replies.
May 27 - Khane marries Duck. The hard part is keeping her, he says.
May 29 - Bruke finds out he's too large to get back into the army. Reminds you all to make sure to drop that second knigget.

Last message of May - Chichi wonders why her alt gets all the men, while she doesn't.

First message of June - Dmitri posts his odd story about an empty AA (Where has everybody gone?). He takes his story to other boards to tell the world.

June 2 - Defarge dies! Upside, Zwr goes to first place on plist.
June 3 - Responses of sorrow for his death. Bytre will chastise his giant. Bytre also adds the "kignore" command.
June 4 - Levoria procedes to become the super tank of the Knights in Defarge's death.
June 5 - Knightrc posts some suggestions. Also first mention of the Knights page.
June 7 - Bantam wants to know who hates/likes him. Petite makes sure you know no has as many enemies as her. Ree (and her alts) go frozen. Darn wizard rules.
June 8 - A dejected Knightrc (heck, I really liked Ree) posts something about any suggestions for a Knight page. Dmitri thanks whoever left the Destructor and GFP in the racks. Bytre asks if there is interest for updating the AA Knights page.
June 13 - UndeadGuy posts his skills again. Now, a 100 shortsword. Knightrc continues talking about the Knights page.
June 14 - Bo's impressive skills...um, nothing. UndeadGuy bows to his superior idling abilities.
June 15 - Fortuna asks for any help setting up the Knights page.
June 16 - Stormsong's 21st birthday.
June 18 - Bayonet and Badguy are madly in love, wedding date to come soon. UndeadGuy wonders about the horror.
June 20 - Knightrc posts an advert for MC.
June 21 - Defarge says that the MC is fun and rewarding, but a ton of work.
June 22 - Tarr calls it exhausting work, but still plugs himself. Mordygan and Dmitri run for MC, posting their own "vote for me" messages. Dragonburp returns from a vacation, will go back online when his brain goes back in his head.
June 23 - Levoria is unsure if he should run for MC. Sunsong leaves for awhile. Oblique asks for your vote. Tarr makes sure to tell Levoria you better think about it, before you run.
June 24 - Levoria considers Tarr's note.
June 25 - Jody comes back, for now. Suze desires an amusing post.
June 26 - Various attempts to amuse Suze.
June 28 - Petite finds herself amused to Dmitri's fish story.
June 30 - Bakarack posts an MC message.

Last message of June - Amergin posts, showing some nice haiku error messages.