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Pulpitpastor Dialogues

There are six dialogues referred to as cases:

Case 1 Case 2 Case 3 Case 4 Case 5 Case 6

Case #1 February 1, 2001

(Note: P represents Pulpitpastor, A represents the Atheists.  The name “Joe” is a replacement of the real person’s name.)

Pulpitpastor: For God sent the Son into the world, not to condemn the world, but that the world might be saved through him.18 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe has already been condemned, because he has not believed in the name of God's only Son. -John 3:18 (ISV)

Atheist: If you're Christian you shall experience the opportunity of eternal life, otherwise you shall be condemned to hell.

Pulpitpastor: How did you reach that conclusion?

Atheist: it says right there

Pulpitpastor: you reading it write?

Pulpitpastor: Joe, where will you go when you die?

Pulpitpastor: Joe, you can't run...

Pulpitpastor: where will you go when you die?

Atheist: hey..what're you talking about..I just got my letter yesterday

Atheist: who knows

Atheist: why adults like to be so vicious..yelling at kids and all

Atheist: "that's what I'm saying..it's so sad..what're you talking about"

Atheist: <smiles..licks lip>

Pulpitpastor: do you really don't believe there isn't a God?

Atheist: let's just say

Atheist: at this time

Atheist: I am young

Atheist: and immature

Atheist: incapable

Atheist: of understanding

Atheist: many of the implicatoins

Atheist: ions

Atheist: of many of my actions

Pulpitpastor: hm....

Pulpitpastor: u're not really answering

Atheist: maybe i'm not

Atheist: maybe I am

Pulpitpastor: is it hard to answer?

Pulpitpastor: I'm curious

Atheist: well

Atheist: from an objective standpoint

Atheist: I'd say no, there is no god.

Atheist: no God no god no gawd

Pulpitpastor: LOL!

Atheist: (or ghetto..if you ask the editor-in-chief of the aztec)

Atheist: rotflol?

Pulpitpastor: LOL!

Pulpitpastor: you said objective...

Pulpitpastor: are you sure?

Pulpitpastor: Joe?

Atheist: are YOU sure?

Atheist: see

Atheist: you're basing

Atheist: much, if not all, of your

Atheist: knowledge of god

Atheist: on the bible.

Atheist: period, you see

Pulpitpastor: I asked you if you were objective, not what I believe

Pulpitpastor: I was asking if your opinion was really from an objective standpoint, like how you stated above

Pulpitpastor: Joe?

Atheist: sure

Pulpitpastor: When did you start becoming so hostile towards the Bible?

Atheist: I didn't say I was hostile.

Pulpitpastor: Did I say you said?

Pulpitpastor: Then let me ask you: Are you hostile to the Bible?

Pulpitpastor: Joe?

Pulpitpastor: Hey,

Pulpitpastor: you think you could go this Sunday to Church?

Atheist: As long as the bible is used not to hurt me, then no, I am not hostile towards to bible. http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=hostile&db=*,def.2

Atheist: You know

Atheist: I don't like being yelled at

Pulpitpastor: Did I yell?

Atheist: no..but I'm just telling you

Pulpitpastor: why so?

Atheist: because the first thing that came to my mind

Atheist: when I saw the word church

Pulpitpastor: is ....

Atheist: was anna nicole smith and some lawyer trying to grill her...

Atheist: yeling

Atheist: yelling

Atheist: and she kept saying

Pulpitpastor: anna nicole smith?

Atheist: Will you please talk in a normal voice? You're scaring me`

Atheist: yeah..marries old, rich billionaire

Atheist: she's 20something..he's 80..maybe 90 something

Pulpitpastor: sicl

Pulpitpastor: sick

Atheist: my dad was saying how gross that was..yeah

Atheist: saying something bout

Atheist: old nuff to be granddaddy

Pulpitpastor: no one's going to yell at you in Church...

Atheist: then there was that janitor this afternoon yelling at me..being "hostile",00showing enmity or ill will towards me

Atheist: and my mom last night

Atheist: no see

Atheist: and then I was like

Atheist: there's no way they'd do that to me at a real church

Pulpitpastor: what Janitor?

Atheist: that would turn me off right away

Atheist: and these cults know better

Atheist: mike

Pulpitpastor: okay...

Pulpitpastor: you think you'll come this Sunday?

Pulpitpastor: Joe?

Pulpitpastor: Hey, call me up...

Pulpitpastor: I gotta go...

Pulpitpastor: And remember...

Atheist: god sees all

Pulpitpastor: 16 "For this is how God loved the world: He gave his only Son so that everyone who believes in him would not perish but have eternal life. -John 3:16 (ISV)

Atheist: again

Atheist: didn't I show you

Atheist: about that one

Atheist: well

Atheist: even this one

Atheist: says right there

Atheist: you're going to hell if ya ain't christian

Pulpitpastor: Where?

Pulpitpastor: We all deserve to go to hell

Pulpitpastor: All

Atheist: okay..so go to hell

Pulpitpastor: But if we choose to have the gift of life for free from God, we are saved by His GRACe

Pulpitpastor: Don't you see?!

Atheist: free

Pulpitpastor: It's FREE!

Atheist: whoop dee doo

Pulpitpastor: Remeber this Joe

Pulpitpastor: JEsus Loves

Pulpitpastor: YOU!!!!

Pulpitpastor: Gotta go now

Pulpitpastor: See you later 

 

Case 1 Case 2 Case 3 Case 4 Case 5 Case 6

Case #2 Jehovah's Witnesses

In this encounter, two Jehovah's Witnesses wanted to debate me.  Jehovah Witness 1 and Jehovah Witness 2 represent the Witnesses’ and I’m Pulpitpastor.  As you can see, people tend to mock the opponent instead of defending their doctrines.

You have just entered room "SNYPER00179 Chat45."

Jehovah's Witness 2: good let's begin

Jehovah's Witness 2: welcome

Jehovah's Witness 2: i understand there is a religious debate here???

Jehovah's Witness 1: well now...

Jehovah's Witness 1: not exactly...

Jehovah's Witness 1: hey talk!

Jehovah's Witness 2: k

Jehovah's Witness 1: not u

Jehovah's Witness 2: where's "jimmy"?

Pulpitpastor: hi

Pulpitpastor: sorry

Jehovah's Witness 1: so jimmy wut were u saying bout us?

Pulpitpastor: too many people i'm talking too

Pulpitpastor: how's everyone doing?

Jehovah's Witness 2: fine thank u

Jehovah's Witness 1: sem here

Jehovah's Witness 2: so lets begin

Pulpitpastor: what are all your beliefs?

Jehovah's Witness 2: well, thats is tyoo broad

Jehovah's Witness 2: tell me where u think the discrepencies are

Jehovah's Witness 2: i believe that u r christian...am i correct?

Jehovah's Witness 1: jimmy....

Pulpitpastor: yes

Pulpitpastor: I'm a christian

Jehovah's Witness 1: please respond...

Pulpitpastor: you?

Jehovah's Witness 1: u know who we are....

Jehovah's Witness 2: well i am a jekovah's witness

Jehovah's Witness 1: me too...

Jehovah's Witness 2: sorry, jehovah's

You have just entered room "SNYPER00179 Chat45."

Pulpitpastor: sorry

Pulpitpastor: got dropped

Jehovah's Witness 2: thats good

Jehovah's Witness 2: so we were saying....

Pulpitpastor: yes...

Jehovah's Witness 2: what do u believe in our belief is wrong?

Pulpitpastor: okay...

Pulpitpastor: who's belief are we talking about?

Pulpitpastor: are u an athesit?

Jehovah's Witness 2: uh...no..where the hell were u?

Pulpitpastor: what?

Jehovah's Witness 2: i am one of jw's like john

Pulpitpastor: oh

Pulpitpastor: for how long?

Jehovah's Witness 1: dude jimmy PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!

Jehovah's Witness 1: ur making me TICKING ME OFF AGAIN!!!!!1

Pulpitpastor: sorry

Jehovah's Witness 2: lol...calm down

Pulpitpastor: I'm trying to witness to these people right now that's why...

Pulpitpastor: athiest...

Jehovah's Witness 1: well....

Pulpitpastor: alright...

Jehovah's Witness 1: prove us wrong....

Jehovah's Witness 1: come on.....

Pulpitpastor: prove you wrong?

Jehovah's Witness 2: or try...lol

Jehovah's Witness 2: or try...lol

Jehovah's Witness 1: will you stop playing dumb?

Pulpitpastor: That's a universal negative...it's a logical fallacy

Pulpitpastor: prove your doctrines right

Jehovah's Witness 2: but u said there was a decrepency in our religion

Jehovah's Witness 2: tell me a doctrine to prove

Pulpitpastor: who was Jesus?

Jehovah's Witness 2: the son of god

Jehovah's Witness 1: not GOD

Jehovah's Witness 1: SON of GOD

Pulpitpastor: okay

Jehovah's Witness 1: NOT ONE GOD...

Pulpitpastor: was he more ?

Jehovah's Witness 1: SON OF GOD

Pulpitpastor: or less?

Jehovah's Witness 2: son of Jehovah, simply put

Pulpitpastor: kay

Pulpitpastor: what was his nature?

Pulpitpastor: was he...

Pulpitpastor: a...

Jehovah's Witness 1: yeh sam yil che yea....

Jehovah's Witness 2: o

Jehovah's Witness 1: al jee?

Jehovah's Witness 2: yup

Pulpitpastor: okay

Jehovah's Witness 1: was he a wut?

Jehovah's Witness 2: then let me toss u a question, who did jesus pray to in the garden of gethsemanea?

Pulpitpastor: God the Father

Pulpitpastor: now, about Jesus again..

Pulpitpastor: could he have been

Pulpitpastor: an angel?

Jehovah's Witness 2: yes, he was an angel...

Jehovah's Witness 2: the leader of the angels in fact.

Jehovah's Witness 2: he was michael the "captain"

Pulpitpastor: okay...

Pulpitpastor: sirs, do you all hold to the Bible as the truth?

Jehovah's Witness 2: yes, absolutely...ma'am, or sir

Jehovah's Witness 1: yes...

Pulpitpastor: If so...where..

Pulpitpastor: okay, let's stop for a while here...

Pulpitpastor: how old are you J2?

Pulpitpastor: are you just attacking someone personally ?

Jehovah's Witness 2: 17

Jehovah's Witness 2: nope

Pulpitpastor: Is this how one treats another in the debate of truth?

Jehovah's Witness 2: no

Jehovah's Witness 2: i am not sure of ur gender, thats it

Pulpitpastor: I'm a guy

Jehovah's Witness 1: jimmy ur sounding wierd...

Jehovah's Witness 1: stop side tracking and get to the point.

Pulpitpastor: And Jehovah's Witness 2, you know it...

Jehovah's Witness 1: u do this at school.... you do this online....

Jehovah's Witness 2: k,now i do

Jehovah's Witness 1: man....

Pulpitpastor: just look at the first lines you put above

Jehovah's Witness 2: ?

Pulpitpastor: you know I'm a guy

Jehovah's Witness 1: jimmy don't start....

Jehovah's Witness 2: really?

Pulpitpastor: i don't take this derogatory attacks here

Jehovah's Witness 1: get to the STUPID point...

Pulpitpastor: I treat you with respect according to scripture in 1PEter 3:15...

Pulpitpastor: okay...

Jehovah's Witness 1: yeah rite...

Pulpitpastor: anyways...

Pulpitpastor: where in the Bible...

Jehovah's Witness 2: lol, calm down, maybe he's just scared i'd prove him wrong, thats all

Jehovah's Witness 1: no kiddin...

Pulpitpastor: you didnt prove me wrong

Jehovah's Witness 2: i said u 'r scared i might

Pulpitpastor: Show me, in scripture where it shows Jesus as Michael the archangel?

Pulpitpastor: again...no personal attacks please

Pulpitpastor: just focus it on the word here sir, that would be better

You have just entered room "SNYPER00179 Chat45."

Jehovah's Witness 2: welcome back

Pulpitpastor: hi

Pulpitpastor: okay...

Jehovah's Witness 2: so...

Pulpitpastor: as I was asking...

Jehovah's Witness 2:  believe u beleive in trinity

Jehovah's Witness 2: i

Pulpitpastor: ?

Pulpitpastor: I was asking you about a proof text in the Bible for Jesus being an angel

Pulpitpastor: well...

Jehovah's Witness 2: yes...jude 9

Pulpitpastor:Pulpitpastor: Jehovah's Witness 2...

Pulpitpastor: Jude 9 states...9 Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.  Jude 1:9 (KJV)

J1 has entered the room.

Pulpitpastor: where does it show Jesus being Michael?

Jehovah's Witness 2: yes,

Pulpitpastor: unless you twist it...

Jehovah's Witness 2: what did jesus say to satan's three tests?

Jehovah's Witness 2: tell me his response...when satan tempted jesus to turn rocks into bread after his fast for 40 days?

Jehovah's Witness 2: and then the test on the temple wall, and the test with the vision of satan's domain?

Pulpitpastor: 4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.  Matt 4:4 (KJV)

SNYPER00179 has left the room.

Pulpitpastor: okay

Pulpitpastor: so?

Pulpitpastor: any reply?

Jehovah's Witness 1 has left the room.

Pulpitpastor: okay then...

As you have seen, the Jehovah's Witnesses left the room, not dropped...cause later on I imed both of them.  HEre's the unedited response:

Pulpitpastor: well?

Pulpitpastor: did J2 got dropped?

Jehovah's Witness 1: thought u werent combatative?

Pulpitpastor: no

Jehovah's Witness 1: tsk tsk tsk....

Pulpitpastor: no ad hominem attacks

Jehovah's Witness 1: forget it man....

Pulpitpastor: forget what?

Jehovah's Witness 1: neva mind

Pulpitpastor: wjat happen to the guy?

And the other one:

Pulpitpastor: hey

Pulpitpastor: so...

Jehovah's Witness 2: ?

Pulpitpastor: you got dropped there

Jehovah's Witness 2: yup

Jehovah's Witness 2: i left

Pulpitpastor: why?

Pulpitpastor: are you really a member of the Watchtower and Tract society?

Jehovah's Witness 2: cuz i realized that no matter how much we debate none of us will be persuaded

Pulpitpastor: oh

Pulpitpastor: i respect that honesty

Pulpitpastor: that's commendable

Jehovah's Witness 2: yes i am, do u suspect me?

Pulpitpastor: you're a high school student?

Pulpitpastor: i'm saying that honesty is noble

I think we can all learn something here from this "debate" with the Jehovah's Witnesses.   I didn’t do as good as I would have want.  Sometimes, dialogues aren’t glamorous clear-cut refutation.

 

Case 1 Case 2 Case 3 Case 4 Case 5 Case 6

Case #3 Deferred Death

It so happen that the following person I dialogued with here on New Years Eve 2001 has the screen name of Deffered Death. I think his screen name accurately portrayed the kind of life he might be having.

Pulpitpastor: Hi

Deffered Death: hi

Pulpitpastor: How's your new year?

Deffered Death: ok

Pulpitpastor: great

Pulpitpastor: i wanted to ask you some questions about your beliefs...

Deffered Death: no god

Pulpitpastor: do u believe in God?

Pulpitpastor: no?

Pulpitpastor: i see

Deffered Death: hell no

Pulpitpastor: "hell" no?

Deffered Death: dont believe in hell either

Pulpitpastor: i see

Pulpitpastor: so there's no god at all?

Pulpitpastor: none that ever existed?

Deffered Death: do u have a life? or do u just scan the atheist list and bug the fuck out of people?

Pulpitpastor: Yeah, I have a life...eternal life...you?

Pulpitpastor: do you have life?

Pulpitpastor: i bet you I can prove u god exist from your own words...

Deffered Death: living happily without wasting my time on religion

Pulpitpastor: i'm not here to share u a religion, rather i am trying to share you TRUTH

Deffered Death: no you're sharing your opinion

Pulpitpastor: really?

Pulpitpastor: i am sharing an opinion that happens to be true

Deffered Death: how do you know its true?

Pulpitpastor: ha! good question!

Deffered Death: what if there was a buddha?

Deffered Death: or Allah?

Pulpitpastor: ha!

Deffered Death: huh? then what

Pulpitpastor: i want to ask u, have u ever studied other religions?

Deffered Death: ok heres the deal....u show me the exact evidence that god exists and i will not ignore you ok?

Pulpitpastor: hm...

Deffered Death: dont say the bible either

Deffered Death: because any fucking person could have written a fucking book

Pulpitpastor: you believe in an existence of a god my friend...

Pulpitpastor: what if I show atheism is not right?

Pulpitpastor: would u listen?

Pulpitpastor: let me demonstrate: even u yourself is not an atheist: you claim in your profile, "I am my own god"

Previous message was not received by DeferredDeath because of error: User DeferredDeath is not available.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to develop more of my points because he either got dropped or block me. Stuff happens.

 

Case 1 Case 2 Case 3 Case 4 Case 5 Case 6

Case #4 Snapping Twigs

Immediately after Case#3,someone with a screen name of twig something instant messaged me. Here follows the dialogue:

twig: hey fuck u holy roller cocksucker

Pulpitpastor: hi!

twig: ur a fucking skun

twig: skum

twig: GOd hates u

Pulpitpastor: oh...how'd u come to that position?

twig: god hates us all

Pulpitpastor: hm...why does he hate us?

twig: i have no faith distracting me becuase i know my prayer will never be answered

Pulpitpastor: huh?

twig: think about it fuck face

Pulpitpastor: explain what u mean, u don't make sense what u stated above two row's ago

Pulpitpastor: unless of course, u just have senseless rage

twig: ur fucking retarted

Pulpitpastor: why so?

twig: u holy roller

twig: i keep the bible in a pool of blood so none of its lies will effect me

Pulpitpastor: is that what the defense of atheism is...just attacking the person without any real defense?

Pulpitpastor: before u keep on attacking, do u even know what Christianity teaches? u can't attack what u do not understand...i see this right now in u...

Pulpitpastor: y r u not responding no more? couldn't defend atheism?

twig: dood

twig: ill drop ur week as like aheart attach

Pulpitpastor: u don't make much sense...

twig: UR UNDER MY FUCKING SKIN

Pulpitpastor: let me ask u a question, i've read your profile, there's a lot of pain, alot of hurt in u: WHERE IS ATHEISM WHEN IT HURTS?

twig: let me ask u something

twig: what the fuck has god done for u

Pulpitpastor: He has taken away my sin through the cross and SAVED ME FROM AN ETERNAL WRATH OF JUDGEMENT...

twig: ok do u belive in violent immages

Pulpitpastor: what do u mean by violent images?

twig: here tell me if u bleive in this

twig wants to directly connect.

P declines request; no connection was made.

A wants to directly connect.

P declines request; no connection was made.

twig: hey dickhead

twig: hit yes

A wants to directly connect.

A is now directly connected.

A direct connection is closed.

twig: the fuck u doin

Pulpitpastor: what do u mean by believing in an image my friend?

twig: well if u would let the pic send u would see

Pulpitpastor: let me ask u this: do u believe in God?

twig: no

Pulpitpastor: oh

Pulpitpastor: is your life really that dark and hateful?

twig: yes i hate the world PEOPLE=SHIT

Pulpitpastor: sigh...why?

twig: i have my reasons

Pulpitpastor: what r u're reasons?

Pulpitpastor: i'm not bashing now..seriously, my friend, what's been up?

twig: i really dont think its none of ur fucking bisness so u need to get fucked

Pulpitpastor: when you're alone sometimes, I hope u really think about it, like I ask before: Where is atheism when it hurts?

twig: i think its about time u get FUCKED now

Pulpitpastor: do u really want to live a life like this?

Pulpitpastor: of pain, hate and despair and no hope my friend?

Pulpitpastor: i'm gonna go now, but if u ever want to really talk again about God in your life, AIM me again

Pulpitpastor: God bless, I will pray for you

Indeed I have prayed for him.

 

Case 1 Case 2 Case 3 Case 4 Case 5 Case 6

Case #5 Snapping Twigs

On November 18, 2001 this atheist instant messaged me. How rare it is that someone would take the initiative in dialoguing with me. For a change of mood, this gentleman has some respect hence he is represented as R for respect in this transcript.

R: Do I recieve the dignity of an answer, or the disrespect of being ignored?

Pulpitpastor: What is your question that you want answer sir?

Pulpitpastor: I would love to dialogue...

R: Why did you list Atheism as one of your interests?

Pulpitpastor: Cause I wanted to know about what it means for an atheist to hold to atheistic views...

Pulpitpastor: may I ask you, why are you an atheist?

Pulpitpastor: you want to maintain a dialogue?

Pulpitpastor:Pulpitpastor: Here's another question: Is your life doomed?

R: And even then, some of the values that the predominate portion of the Christian population I don't agree with

R: *believe in...excuse my absence of mind at the present moment.

Pulpitpastor: sorry...I got dropped...

R: that's all right.

R: did you recieve my last message?

Pulpitpastor: The last one I got was this: R: Why did you list Atheism as one of your interests?

Pulpitpastor: Before I got dropped

Pulpitpastor: I am getting dropped too much by Net Zero tonight...

R: Lovely.

R: I loathe net zero. 

Pulpitpastor: You want to maintain a civilized contact dialogue for maybe two or three more times sir?

Pulpitpastor:Pulpitpastor: I might get dropped again...

R: That sounds fair.  That was my intent to begin with.

Pulpitpastor: But before I get dropped for good...

Pulpitpastor: I want to commend you for your upright and your willingness to dialogue

Pulpitpastor: It's quite a thing to do sometimes to go to the other side and wnat to intiate a discussion

Pulpitpastor: When would you be on tommorow?

Pulpitpastor: Based on Pacific Standard time

R: Whew....i'd say about...8:00 PM your time.  My girlfriend of a year lives out there, so i'm usually on here to talk to her.

Pulpitpastor: Kay...

Pulpitpastor: My name is JImmy Li...

Pulpitpastor: you?

R: Sean

Pulpitpastor: I see...

Pulpitpastor: hey, I have this website... https://www.angelfire.com/rock2/team

R: I've been

Pulpitpastor: If you want to check it out...

R: Thanks, but no thanks.  No disrespect, but i'm interested in opinion and serious discussion, and I rarely have time to check out websites.

Pulpitpastor: Cool...

Pulpitpastor: that's alright

R: Ok.

R: I was going to ask you a similar question to the one you asked me earlier:  Why are you christian?

Pulpitpastor: Three reason...

Pulpitpastor: THe personal reason...it would explain the purpose of my reason for living

Pulpitpastor: IN terms of comparative religion, it has been the one that has been to me, able to withstand the most consistency

Pulpitpastor: And in terms of the historical case for Christianity, it is capable

Pulpitpastor: I don't claim to be no scholar, I hope you would understand

R: I do

Pulpitpastor: you are a scholar?

R: Amateur

Pulpitpastor: great!  What area?

R: Just General Knoweldge

R: I like to know a little bit about everything.

Pulpitpastor: wonderful...I assume you must know logical structure

R: i've heard of the principle.  I've never studied.  I've slackend off in recent months due to moving out on my own for the first time, and i've been busying myself with Job hunting and music for the most part, just so I can make ends meet.

Pulpitpastor: cool...no pressure man...

R: No problem.

Pulpitpastor: may I ask you a question that might be a bit personal?

R: That's fine.

Pulpitpastor: Do you prefer to dialogue with a upfront honest Christian that you might disagree with or a CHristian that might not be so honest about what he or she believes but is rather uh, sugar coated nice?

R: upfront, honest.  I realize that we're both coming from differen't schools of thought, and that our ideas of what is right are going to clash, but i'm not worried about that. 

Pulpitpastor: Great...youre my type of man

R: That's good. 

Pulpitpastor: You want to talk about something for ten minutes before I have to sleep?

R: What did you have in mind?

Pulpitpastor: Hm...

Pulpitpastor: You know what Christianity teaches?

R: Did you get that?

Pulpitpastor:Pulpitpastor: I got droppeed again...

Pulpitpastor: no

R: From my understanding, it's supposed to teach love for one's self, others, and the world as a whole.  it teaches moral values, and teaches you to have faith when things don't look as bright as they should.

Pulpitpastor: intresting...

Pulpitpastor: Have you ever hear of the Gospel?

R: i've heard OF it, i've not heard t.

R: or read it.

Pulpitpastor: kay...this is where I guess the fulcrum of CHristianity lays...that man has fallen in it's sin, that in the eyes of a righteous God, there's to be a punishment for us...but since He loved us, Christ died on the cross so that by faith we can trust in Him as sufficient to take away our sins and give us a new life

Pulpitpastor: Hey, I gotta go...sorry but let's talk two or three more times kay?


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Case #6 Pulpitpastor vs. ANTIChRiSt64666

INTRO: This atheist had an interesting, hate-filled profile. How could I resist the temptation of not talking to someone who believes that Mansion is god? I didn’t on September 24th, 2001. I took him head on, trying to witness to him. I am Pulpitpastor, he is S.

Pulpitpastor: You love Mansion alot huh?

S: i worship him next to satan

Pulpitpastor: Wow

Pulpitpastor: So Mansion is a god to you then

Pulpitpastor: hm...

S: basically

Pulpitpastor:oh...

Pulpitpastor: strange...do you find people that believe in God as strange...?

S: yes

S: anyone who believes in god should die

Pulpitpastor: oh

Pulpitpastor: why?

Pulpitpastor: ...

S: fuck u

S: im going to kill u

S: u jesus worshipping prick

S: now fuck off and leave me alone

S: satan has to think of ways to kill people

Pulpitpastor: Well, at least my God is not dead like yours

Pulpitpastor: I don't want to hate u

Pulpitpastor: I want you to know that if you want to stop hating, Jesus is there for you

Pulpitpastor: :-)

Pulpitpastor: Satan can't harm me..

Pulpitpastor: he can to you

S: grabs you and wraps your neck with fishing string then yanks it and watches his head go bobbling

Pulpitpastor: Is that what your life is? Hate?

Pulpitpastor: Violence?

Pulpitpastor: Is your life that dark?

S: yes it is

S: and i love it

Pulpitpastor: Kay...

S: yes

S: yes

S: it is

S: i am satans right hand man

Pulpitpastor: I see...

Pulpitpastor: you're not fooling around?

S: no

Pulpitpastor: I see...

S: im not

Pulpitpastor: you've proven the Bible man...

S: i know who you are and what you stand for and it is all false

Pulpitpastor: So your's is true?

S: what have i proven in that shit

Pulpitpastor: what are you talking about?

S: Pulpitpastor: you've proven the Bible man..

S: what the fuck are you talking about

S: what have i proven

Pulpitpastor: You don't know?

Pulpitpastor: There's a verse that says people like you are seriously given to the devil...

Pulpitpastor: I would have had doubts but your testimony that you serve Satan confirms a biblical doctrine

Pulpitpastor: You don't by chance hate the Ten commandments do you?

S: yes i do

S: i despise that shit

Pulpitpastor: You don't by chance not believe it do you?

S: believe in that piece of shit

Pulpitpastor: YOu do believe?

Pulpitpastor: Hm..

S: all of your beliefs and books and testimonys are shit

Pulpitpastor: Oh...

Pulpitpastor: why is it shit?

S: no i dont believe in that piece of shit

S: all of it is

S: your god is shit a

S: and so is everything you believe in

Pulpitpastor: But why is my god shit?

S: what the fuck do you want with me preacher

S: he is

S: the biggest piece of shit

Pulpitpastor: I want to know your answer to this question: WHERE IS THE DEVIL WHEN IT HURTS?

S: he threw my god satan from heaven because he was more powerful than *** himself and *** couldnt handle that

S: i love pain

S: pain is such a sudden rush to me

Pulpitpastor: If your god is so strong, why'd he got thrown out of heaven?

Pulpitpastor: Your god is weak

Pulpitpastor: He will lose

Pulpitpastor: HE WILL DEMISE

Pulpitpastor: will you join him too?

S: because *** tricked him

S: and satan will overcome

S: i will join satan

Pulpitpastor: YOUR god is dumb...he can be tricked

Pulpitpastor: ARE YOU THAT DUMB too?

Pulpitpastor: I pray not...

Pulpitpastor: I hope you would wake up to the truth

S: and i will go to heaven and burn it down and then dead angels shall fall from the sky , with their wings cut off , and the heavens shall rain blood , and then your god will die

S: i will slit his throat myself

Pulpitpastor: Obviously, you ain't gonna be able to slit my God...he's in spirit

S: so will i be when i am dead

Pulpitpastor: Seriously, how did u become like this?

S: i will burn in hell till my time comes

Pulpitpastor: You don't have to burn in Hell

Pulpitpastor: God loves you

Pulpitpastor: Despite every evil you'd committed, Jesus died so that you won't have to go to Hell

Pulpitpastor: I want you to remember that

Pulpitpastor: if you forget everything I said, remeber that:

Pulpitpastor: JESUS SAVES SINNERS, EVEN YOU

S: i dont wanna be saved

S: i wanna be burned in hell

Pulpitpastor: kay..

S: where i will stay and then i will conquer heaven with my god satan

Pulpitpastor: You wish...he's losing

Pulpitpastor: I am giving you the ultimatium: REPENT OR HELL WOULD COME ALL TOO WELL

Pulpitpastor: Do you have any friends like you?

S: hell

S: is

S: coming

S: for

S: me

Pulpitpastor: I would love to talk to them too

S: 100s like me

Pulpitpastor: Wow...

Pulpitpastor: I would love to meet them!!!:-)

S: no

Pulpitpastor: why not?

Pulpitpastor: IS MY GOD ABLE TO WIN YOUR GOD?

Pulpitpastor: IS that why you are afriad?

S: cause they will probably kill u , like i will , if i ever see u

Pulpitpastor: Oh...

Pulpitpastor: Man...

Pulpitpastor: I die for God's glory

Pulpitpastor: You guys die in vain

Pulpitpastor: NO HOPE...

Pulpitpastor: IF YOU DON"T REPENT

Pulpitpastor: REPENT NOW...

Pulpitpastor: DON"T BE FOOLED BY YOUR FALSE GOD

S: no

S: i will kill your god

Pulpitpastor: LOL!

Pulpitpastor: Your god mansion has already been killed!

Pulpitpastor: Kill my GOD?

Pulpitpastor: LOL!!!!

S: wtf

Pulpitpastor: THE LORD!!!!!!!!!

S: suck my dick

S: manson is not dead

Pulpitpastor: Sure...

S: and if he is then u will die

S: u already are

S: anyway

Pulpitpastor: Anyways, I think you're just running into the devils trap

Pulpitpastor: Hope you would be in heaven one day...

Pulpitpastor: really do...

S: bullshit

Pulpitpastor: I guess I'm done...

S:heaven wasnt made for me

Pulpitpastor: It was fun talking to you

CONCLUSION-I hoped the guy would wake up from his foolishness.

[Last edited May 26, 2002]