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Engrish Two Towers Subtitles

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This one's funnier if you say it in the same tone as the real line.

Treebeard: Release the river!


Past, future, they're all the same, right?

Frodo: Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam.


Make fun Mr Frodo!

Sam: ... you shouldn’t make fun.


Lighten up!

Sam: I was being serious.


Gollum skips straight to the point.

We could let HER do it.

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