100th Entry!!!
Mood:  vegas lucky
Topic: Site News
I am happy to announce that this is the 100th blog entry! Woohoo! Please picture streamers falling from the sky and champagne cascading down a fountain of glasses!

Are you a CEO with your hand in more then one cookie jar? DO you stay up at nights worrying about being audited? Do you have trouble trusting your employees with the knowledge of your blatant thievery? Did you fund your kids braces with the employee retirement fund? Is that sports car your investors money redirected? If you answered yes to any of these questions then we are the company for you. At NINJA SHREDZ we don't judge, in fact we don't even speak! With our ancient ninja training we just know what has to be done. We guarantee you will never get caught red handed. You won't become the next Martha Stewart! We look down on knitted grey panchos! Ninja Shredz will get the sensitive material destroy it and kill would be informants. We are here for you. A lot of people ask why we would do this.... and when they do we laugh and say because you are rich!

Ninja Shredz clothing is now available!