That's where it's ADEADBABE/Alone.
Then you find a picture of a road in a storm.
That is where we are.

Click the other lamps.
They go other places.
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The only thing more exaggerated on the internet than IQ is wang size. -shakezilla

Oh, I think I clicked on the lamp that takes you the furthest into the puzzle.

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"I know that sex has nothing to do with love, but it's a nice benefit." Tetiel

DBZ fan? When did I say I was a dbz fan? Yes, i did like dbz. If I could make a gamefaqs account wiht 500 karma with a new name, I would in a heart beat.
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AIM:creepystickguy
For the meaning of life get a Bible and go to John 3:16

=P I used to think this name was pretty good, too. They need to be able to let you change it (with a log of your old names) In any case: Im done with TINP. Its useless to me.
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I pwn you. No questions. Bye.

Yeah, that would be nice. I'm stoppin too, at least till he TINP gets off his lazy butt and updates...
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AIM:creepystickguy
For the meaning of life get a Bible and go to John 3:16

bump

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My friend: OH cool i have a $15 dollar gift certificate for blockbuster
ME: Well i believe i have a $15 dollar gift certificate for your mother

jw, is there any program to decode the ascii, rather than alt+### everything?

hasn anyone found out the name and password for FACE0F, The darkness we live?
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"Don't sig me. I need to keep a low profile for when I unleash my terror upon the world >_> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! >_> <_< Foam."-Brkn

Top of this page.
By me.
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ok ok i feel like such a noob asking this but how did u people get 2 where u r i put in all the sites and passwords but it just ends up in a loop if u could help me that would be really cool



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if you cant say something nice, say it louder

well im going to spoil all you that havent reached the end yet, just a warning







SPOIL!!!




































Start at the first page, and click on the oven.
if you look at the source code of the 2nd page in notepad, with NO word wrap, at about font 5, it shows you what it spells.

Alexander cut me,
An oracle predicted me,
A future king untied me,
say my name to clear my path

this refers to the gordian knot, so user is Alexander, and the password is Gordian.

on the 2nd page, there is ALT+### code in the source. there are 2 parts needed to get to the next page:

On the Zuiderzee
That old fishing sea,
The Fairies stole,
The boys of Marken

The old name of the site of the boy's disappearance is the name of the place you must go.

do a little research, and you find that Zuiderzee was once IJsselmeer. go to IJsselmeer.htm

on the next page, save that picture of the tree, and zoom in on the place that popup notice appears. if you look close, theres almost white writing that spells out Edith Head. user: Edith, password: Head.

click the bottom floor at the building to reach the 4 lights.

the next few pages i didnt do myself, so theyre taken from various posts.

CuriosityKilledTheCat riddle
In the page with the wall, "translate" the line of numbers in the source code to get "what comes after we tire of chasing wild sheep?", A wild sheep chase is a book, and together with "Dance, Dance, Dance" (From where the "you know where to find us" thing came out) from the same author, seem to be important in the page. So, in one of the books, a cat named Kipper died in May.
Username: Kipper
Password: May

dont really want to try to find more than that. too lazy. gnite.

what does

hebban olla vogala nestas hagunnan hinase hic enda tu wat enbidan we nu

mean?
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I don't know what I'm doing but I'm doing it very well.

where did you find that???
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"The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus"

at the truck page, do a control A and there is a bunch ascii at the bottom.
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I don't know what I'm doing but I'm doing it very well.

WarranThad14: Hey.
Auto response from bbcbbbbbebba: Sometimes I step away from the computer.

bbcbbbbbebba: Hello
bbcbbbbbebba: I will not answer any questions about the website.
bbcbbbbbebba: What's up?
WarranThad14: WEbsite? what website?
WarranThad14: What's up? Things pointed up? Things high up? What's new? What do you mean?
bbcbbbbbebba: I am made of light.
WarranThad14: Aren't we all?
bbcbbbbbebba: No, we are all made of stars.
WarranThad14: But stars are made out of light.
WarranThad14: Thus, we are made out of light?
bbcbbbbbebba: Stars are made out of gases and nuclear reactions. Light is photons.
WarranThad14: Yes, and we are made out of photons.
WarranThad14: If we are made out of stars, are we also made out of light?
WarranThad14: since photons make up stars?
WarranThad14: I think I got past this last part, pass=Alone Username=ADEADBABE
WarranThad14: But I have no questions about the website.
WarranThad14: I just was a bit creeped out, as your site is still unsettling to me after all thjis time.
WarranThad14: Do you sleep?
bbcbbbbbebba: I am planning a mass suicide. Be cool. Die like us.
bbcbbbbbebba: I sleep to dream.
WarranThad14: And you live to dream?
WarranThad14: And you live alone?
WarranThad14: Mass suicide, sign me up.
WarranThad14: Who's your favourite serial killer?
bbcbbbbbebba: Mikey from the commercials.
WarranThad14: Have you ever killed?
bbcbbbbbebba: I prefer to dance the two step, I must refrain from partaking in your Charleston dear sir.
WarranThad14: I'm gonna have to look up that quote
WarranThad14: Unless, this is the first time anyone has said it, makign it impossible to find.
bbcbbbbbebba: It is the second time someone has thought it.

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Yeah I'm emo so what?
=;=

WarranThad14: What are you saying, that you've only thought of/said it twice, or your the first to quote this person?
WarranThad14: Do you refuse to answer some of these questions? are you busy? bored?
bbcbbbbbebba: busy
bbcbbbbbebba: AHCBBHBBABADBBEBCB would have answers.
WarranThad14: Who is he/she?
bbcbbbbbebba: a person
WarranThad14: Yes, but what relevance do they have to this quote, your site or anything else related to you?
bbcbbbbbebba: They are Breadhungry
WarranThad14: That name is too long for AIM
WarranThad14: It won't add.
bbcbbbbbebba: indubitably
WarranThad14: Is it something to translate with hex like your name translates to porn?
bbcbbbbbebba: yes
WarranThad14: Maybe your site, and all this is just a muse to waste peoples time, maybe your a serial killer, maybe its a puzzle.
WarranThad14: There are many theories, and I'm sure youll go down into history in some way or another.
bbcbbbbbebba: I invented breathing.
bbcbbbbbebba: I am getting a patent.
WarranThad14: Really.
bbcbbbbbebba: People will pay me to assperate.
WarranThad14: Can you prove this?
WarranThad14: You need the right proof to patent something.
WarranThad14: Do you enjoy having such power over people?
WarranThad14: Where in total, they utilize (or waste, if you prefer) years of their lives on your site?
bbcbbbbbebba: I drew a diagram of breathing. Therefore I own it.
WarranThad14: And no such diagrams existed before?
bbcbbbbbebba: yes
WarranThad14: Of course.
WarranThad14: How could I be so naiive?
WarranThad14: Do you believe in a God or a structured form of religeon?
bbcbbbbbebba: I also have draw diagrams of dinosaurs destroying cars. Therefore I own the destruction of cars by a dinosaur.
WarranThad14: Why are you ignoring my questions?
WarranThad14: Ok, fine, Bush vs Kerry?
bbcbbbbbebba: I am incapable of talking about serious topics.
WarranThad14: Thus thisisnotporn.com is not serious?
bbcbbbbbebba: Actually I have to sleep now. Chat later. Goodnight. Go to the forums for more info.
WarranThad14: The real ones?
WarranThad14: or the fake ones?
bbcbbbbbebba: www.thisisnotporn.com/forum/
WarranThad14: Enjoy your sleep
WarranThad14: More info on sleeping?!!?
WarranThad14: OR what.
WarranThad14: Ill get my answer later, I guess


This took place a few weeks ago when I was in purg, Iwanted to know what the name he gave me (aim name) was after being translated like his name translates too porn.

bbcbbbbbebba: AHCBBHBBABADBBEBCB would have answers.

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Yeah I'm emo so what?
=;=

so what is the AHCBBHBBABADBBEBCB thing
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if you cant say something nice, say it louder

This took place a few weeks ago when I was in purg, Iwanted to know what the name he gave me (aim name) was after being translated like his name translates too porn.

Assuming he wasn't lying about who it was, it probably translates to "IHatedChums", since that's BreadHungry's actual S/N.
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Ceci n'est pas un "sig"

Wow... It took me like 3 hours to read every single post here.

I hope the site is updated soon though....

And who is to say that there even is a line between being insane and being a genius?

This person could indeed be both.

bumping for good measure
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Howard Roark is cool.

Bump, to put things other than fads on the front page...
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Ceci n'est pas un "sig"

wow, read this over the span of 2 days. interesting stuff, although, I don't know half the stuff you guys use to get the pw's (hex stuff, and source codes?) Anyways, Sorry I can't help more, I guess I'm just here for the ride. 8o)
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I read/skimmed through this topic...so forgive me if this has already been put forward.

The person's screen name translates to "porn", correct?

According to the website, wouldn't that mean that, whomever you are in communication with, is NOT Kristian Boruff? I know it's kind of far-fetched...but think about it.

www.thisisnotporn.com

If everything on this website is not porn, then wouldn't that mean that the name in the corner (Kristian Boruff, the one who took the picture) isn't Porn? I know it's lame...but think about it. The website title doesn't really make sense, does it? It just sounds like it's some random phrase, just like everything else on the website. But as everyone looked into it, they started putting two and two together, realizing that it wasn't random...they everything fits together in some way.

Just my two cents (which are probably made out of wood, as this is just a suggestion, and I'm not stating fact.)
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Beatles For Sale is a great album. Unfortunately, that organ solo in Mr. Moonlight gives me nightmares. -TartarLamb

*tag*

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I just can't seem to make the commitment it takes

Bumpzilla!
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Someone needs to write an FAQ on this site for thisisnotporn.
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I beat the internet.
The end guy is hard.

So, what happened? Everyone just give up after the Devil with 5 fingers page?

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Intresting...
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i think the devil five finger page is a dead end i just cant get past it
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if you cant say something nice, say it louder

I dont know if this helps guys, but when you save the Devil with 5 fingers image, it only saves a small part of the image....

Why is this?
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Because he had to chop the page up awkwardly to make the placements read "1", "2", "not here", etc. when clicked and "I am cursed." separately when you try to save.

In other words: don't pay any attention to the way the page is divided.
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The only thing more exaggerated on the internet than IQ is wang size. -shakezilla

I understand him. Of course. He is smart, he is Brilliant. Seeing him is like watching Porn...

Too awkward.

Too Fascinating.

Interesting.
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I am now Dark Bahefka. Fear my Dark Flare of Judgment! Join the Legion. For we are many.

the oven page is messed up again, but this time none of the pictures work. you can see now that its actually all different parts put together, like the devil w/ five fingers.

i know this doesnt help anyway.
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wouldnt it be funny if i shoved a knife up through your matress? hee

idk if this is old info, but at the facetree page on the top right corner there is some faded text, i darkened the pic on photoshop and what i could make out is like, two or three words. does this come up later on?


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wouldnt it be funny if i shoved a knife up through your matress? hee

its a quote from the wizard of oz

"how would u like it if someone came along and picked something off of u"
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if you cant say something nice, say it louder

What the hell? My browser sucks. The password prompt won't appear.
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I beat the internet. The end guy is hard.
http://s8.invisionfree.com/PotD_Paradiso/index.php?

I suppose we're just waiting for an update, then?
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I only use Magneto's fireballs if I don't have meter. Like after I do 5 tempests. DJ Mixah, MvC2 Master

Anyone has the code to 'FACE0F, What darkness do we live'. I got there by clicking at one of the lights. The url is:
http://www.thisisnotporn.com/DM/inthedarkness/4/1129524974645525182.htm

BTW: I was looking at the code of http://thisisnotporn.com/TheBoy.htm and I found a little 'borrowed' code. It was like this:
...(Stuff)
//ENTER BELOW THE DATE YOU WISH TO COUNTDOWN TO
later = new Date("Jun 6 2005 11:38:00");
...(Stuff)
It was a countdown, obviously, but the date seemed interesting.
It also contained the following string:
104 101 098 098 097 110 032 111 108 108 097 032 118 111 103 097 108 097 032 110 101 115 116 097 115 032 104 097 103 117 110 110 097 110 032 013 010 104 105 110 097 115 101 032 104 105 040 099 041 032 040 101 041 110 100 097 032 116 104 117 032 013 010 117 117 040 097 116 041 032 117 110 098 105 100 097 040 110 041 032 040 117 117 041 101 032 110 117
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"Instead of being bumbed about being in the hole..you should turn it into a home..add a tv..maybe some throw pillows" - blinktheballa182 (P/C Board)

ASCII tiped, it'd be:
hebban olla vogala nestas hagunnan q&#9689;hinase hi(c) (e)nda thu �ô&#9689;uu(at) unbiida(n) (uu)e nu
99% sure.
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"Instead of being bumbed about being in the hole..you should turn it into a home..add a tv..maybe some throw pillows" - blinktheballa182 (P/C Board)

Is that site pr0n or what is it?
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Not changing sig until the Toronto Maple Leafs win another Cup ~ Started April 14, 2003

Everyone who keeps thinking they found the dutch, we've already gone over it in this thread! Look around and you'll see what it means.
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I only use Magneto's fireballs if I don't have meter. Like after I do 5 tempests. DJ Mixah, MvC2 Master

The countdown Date is the same as Ilovebees.com i think
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I am now Dark Bahefka. Fear my Dark Flare of Judgment! Join the Legion. For we are many.

bump!!
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I only use Magneto's fireballs if I don't have meter. Like after I do 5 tempests. DJ Mixah, MvC2 Master

The Xeres password was changed. Can't get in.
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I only use Magneto's fireballs if I don't have meter. Like after I do 5 tempests. DJ Mixah, MvC2 Master

Its not changed, there are just some misspellings in this topic.

Try, Demaratus it should work.
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Oh excuse me, I had save password on, and my user name was wrong :-P.
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I only use Magneto's fireballs if I don't have meter. Like after I do 5 tempests. DJ Mixah, MvC2 Master

What I've found tonight:


In reference to the one-armed skeleton:

SENNER'S GOLD
By HELEN CORBIN

An old diary found in an attic trunk told the story of a cowboy's search for borbidden gold. The diary leads to a lost mining camp, and a one-armed skeleton in a shallow grave. The diary's tale changes some lives forever!


About the dolphin hotel, the sheepman, the sheep

Haruki Murakami
A Wild Sheep Chase


"Let's go looking for that sheep," she said, eyes closed. "Once we get to looking for that sheep, things'll fall into place."
Murakami, A Wild Sheep Chase

So speaks the ear model girlfriend of the protagonist, and so it is that they set off across Japan to find the sheep with a star on its back that mysteriously appeared in the set of photographs he used on an advertising job and in which a rich and powerful man is extremely interested. Things do fall into place. And then, just as quickly, they fall back out again. Such is life when you set out to look for a sheep. Anything can happen. You may meet the Sheep Man, whodoesntputanyspaceorpunctuationinhisutterances. You may stay at the eerie Dolphin hotel, do all your own cooking, learn the history of Junitaki Township, track down your long-dead friend the Rat, name your cat Kipper, and/or even find the sheep you are looking for. Your mileage may vary. You just never know.

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I only use Magneto's fireballs if I don't have meter. Like after I do 5 tempests. DJ Mixah, MvC2 Master

The skeleton can also be "Dick North" a one armed character in the "Dance, Dance, Dance" he always references.
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I only use Magneto's fireballs if I don't have meter. Like after I do 5 tempests. DJ Mixah, MvC2 Master

"Hebban olla vogala nestas hagunnan, hinase hic anda thu"
Ok, I've not read the entire topic but noticed the information regarding this one was pretty incomplete. It's supposedly the first recorded Dutch sentence (doesn't look like today's dutch very much in fact) and it was found on the inside of some book.
It translates directly into: If all birds have started building nests, then what are we waiting for?
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Whenever I turn my back I keep hearing these strange animal sounds! - My English teacher

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