Codemasters E-mail Response

I sent Codemasters an e-mail about whether they will release any new Dizzy games. After all, Dizzy appeared in several games on the NES system, including Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy and Dizzy the Adventurer, both great games. Codemasters responded with a pretty rude but funny answer, so I thought I'd post it here for its humor aspect. And the e-mail I wrote was a pretty lengthy thing also. The unautomated part is in bold,italics, and underline.

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Thank you for submitting your recent request to Codemasters Customer
Services concerning Dizzy. Your query was dealt with by Rob.
Thank you for your email.

Please quote your ref. number in all further correspondence. IF YOU NEED TO
REPLY TO THIS EMAIL, PLEASE ENSURE THAT THE ENTIRE TEXT IS INCLUDED IN YOUR
REPLY.


Regards
Codemasters Customer Services

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Pretty nifty e-mail, isn't it? I read it once, thought there must be more, and started looking through it again. I looked over this e-mail about 5 times, until I came to the releazation that this was it, that was the whole e-mail. That is low, Codemasters, real low.


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