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Pan: "Get off, you're standing on me."
Lyra: "Oh, sorry."

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Asriel: "Lyra! Whatthehellareyoudoinghere!? Howdareyoucomeinhere!?"

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Pan: "Ow! You stood on me again!"

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Pan: "I had really a strange dream..." blah, blah Dust, blah
Pan: "My dream, it had snow, and--" blah, blah, Master, blah, guessed the poison, blah, North, blah blah, don't have time for you, blah, blah
Asriel: "Go to bed. I'll be back in a year's time."
Pan: "I can tell you my dream--"
Lyra: "Shut up, Pan."

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Pan: "Oooh, it tastes horrible!"
Lyra: "Well, you're not supposed to eat it."
Pan: "You squeezed it right in my mouth!"

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Lyra: "Here's a Biscuit tin, I ate the last two to empty it"

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Boy- "Are you a gobbler?" Mrs. Coulter- "Yes, I am."

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Lyra: "Uncle Asriel, what if I need to sneeze?" Lord Asriel: "Get Pan to smother you!"

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Lee Scoresby: "The balloon's kicking like a wild mustang, Yeee-hah!"

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Armored Bear: "You are my prisoner!"
Lyra: "...oookaaay."

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Lyra: "It stinks worse than ever...and this horrible poo-y carpet."
Pan: "Don't breathe too deeply or you'll pass out."

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"Excuse me sir, If there's a choice, Can I have cheese on Toast please?"

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"If light can pass through it, so can we"

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Lord Asriel: "I am master of the aurora!!" (muahahaha)

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Lyra: "My parents should be shoving each other off the mountain, not kissing. I bloody well want to be an orphan. Look, Pan, they're kissing and stuff!"

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Lord Asriel: "You and I could take the universe apart and put it back together again"

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Lyra: "Come on Pan, when we find Dust, we'll know what to do. Let's walk into the sky!"

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Ma Costa: "Oh, you piece of dung!"

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Lyra: "Mrs Coulter is on her way to svalbard with a zepplin with lots of soldiers and they're gonna kill us all"
Lord Asriel: "They'll never reach us"
Lyra "Yes they bloody will!"

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Lyra: "He's taken Roja!!"

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Roger: "Pardon the staring, but I've never seen a daemon without its human before."
Tony: "Me, neither."
Lyra: "Now you have. Now, go!"
Kaisa: "And I am not used to being stared at."

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Balthamos: "They find it the most exhilerating feeling, weightless, floating...although the novelty can wear off, I assure you."

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Hester: "He should have wounded, not killed his opponent."
Lee: "But then we all do what we not ought to have done. To err is human."
Hester: "To err is bear! -And hare!"

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Hester: "Oh, you'd better. We'll be astronauts not aeronauts if you don't, boy."

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Lee: "It works on a spring, kinda like I'd wish I'd like to be when it gets this bumpy!"

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Lyra: "Does it? It's hard to make everything out because of the bird poop. Oh, it's everywhere, yuck"

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Guard Bear: "So many new rules. I can't keep up with them!"

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Lyra: "How do I tell him [Iofur] that? He'll kill me!"
Pan: "Flatter him. Tell him he smells nice."
Lyra: "Pan...."

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Lyra: "NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!"